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You ever sleep in a helo on the way to a raid ?
Or are you the guy that talk's the whole damn way ?
Or are you the guy that talk's the whole damn way ?
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I'm Staying home.
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Unless I need to use the Grocery getter to make a beer run or hit up The SNACK BARR.......
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BZZZZZT!!!! Wrong answer!Country folks you have no power but you build up the fire in your wood stove to get the heat going and set your coffee in the pot on it. As you get your eyes open there is a knock at the door and you go to the window where you see a man in his late 20s, maybe ex military with shorter hair with a days growth of beard. Dressed clean with longer coat that may conceal a hand gun. You talk to him from the window and he apologized for bothering you but he is stuck down in your driveway out of gas. He would not have been there but traffic pushed him there when he run out and he wants to borrow gas to get to town. He says he has two kids sick with the flu and his wife waiting in the cold car and would you help.
Kinda like my previous post. Think I'll expand that into a short story.
Kinda like my previous post. Think I'll expand that into a short story.
enjoy this kind of scenario
What if everything one prepared for was not applicable to the red-pill event that actually occurs
BZZZZZT!!!! Wrong answer!
I'm the second to last house on our rough gravel mile-long road with only one access point, so there's only one rational response I can make.
"Mister," I say in my best Eastwood voice, "this here is a 1911 semi-automatic pistol made by Colt. Hear that click? That's the safety being removed on a loaded and chambered round of coated 230 grain lead hollow point that is currently pointed at your nose. Do me a favor, Mister, and slowly raise your hands. That's it. Now turn around and stand there quiet and calm-like while I give you a little history…
"Now this pistol, Mister – are you still listening? – was originally developed by John Moses Browning as the solution to the problem posed by the Moro guerrilla fighters in the Philippines over 100 years ago. You see, the Moro's enjoyed their pharmaceuticals, particularly those that gave them enhanced courage and rendered them somewhat immune to the pain incurred by a smaller caliber .38 fired by our soldiers' venerable revolvers. So at the request of the U.S. Army, Browning developed the 1911 pistol in .45 caliber. That caliber is nearly half an inch wide, Mister. It's a pistol design that's stood the test of time, and earned its deadly reputation as a first-rate gun in nearly every war the United States has fought in the last 100 years. And with the further development and production of jacketed hollow-points, this little .45 ACP round can blossom to nearly the size of a quarter while passing through your cranium.
"That's right! Perhaps now you can see the bad choice you made walking up to this secluded domicile and cranking out that sad bit of fiction.
"I'll be honest here, I'm inclined to let you be on your way with a promise never to return. But I suspect, like a bad penny or sexually transmitted disease, you'll be back, and with reinforcements. It's morning, however, and my two hundred plus pound dogs have yet to be fed – yep, that's them you've been hearing going completely insane during this little discourse – so your arrival is fortuitous for us, though maybe not so much for you.
"Just so you know, when that round passes through the back of your noggin and expands to nearly a quarter size, I expect it will blow out the front of your face and take an eyeball or two with it. But don't worry, you won't care much at that point. Though I expect there will be a mess.
"That's why I have dogs.
"I suspect, however, there are parts of you even the dogs won't enjoy, but if you care to look around, you'll see we're pretty much out in the middle of nowhere. And I've got a good supply of shovels and nothing better to do, what with the power out and all.
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"What about the gun-shot, you say? Well, it's hardly a day goes by out here without the sound of freedom ringing in these hills and valleys. We do love our guns.
"So that's about all I got to say. Hope you said your prayers to whatever god you got, cause this is the one that's gonna kill ya...
"Hey! Where you running off to? Come back! What the… My dogs need the meat!!!"
I stand watching him sprint madly away. A minute later I turn and let the dogs out. I sit on the porch steps and they gather around me, licking my ears and wagging their tails.
"Give him some credit, Boys, he lasted longer than most. I do love entertaining visitors."