Favorite Quote....

[duginsky]

"Democracy does not guarantee equality of conditions -- it only guarantees equality of opportunity." Irving Kristol

 

[TAT2D]

"Quantity has a quality all of its own."
Joseph Vissarionovich Stalin (unsourced)

Had convinced myself once upon a time that this was actually from some Russian Navy Admiral. Can't find the references anymore, but while looking found this one attributed to Stalin:

"For some people, four walls are three too many."

CAPITALISM IS BO$$!!!

Bumper sticker:
<large font>Driver carries only $50</large font>
<small font>worth of ammunition.</small font>

"When in worry or in doubt, run in circles scream and shout", Mine

When in fear, pain or doubt, run around, scream and shout.
(I'm certain I read that somewhere, years ago.)

Sometimes better is the enemy of good enough.

MrB

 

[MarkSBG]

Never argue with an idiot. They will bring you to their level and beat you with their experience.

There are 10 types of people in this world. Those who understand binary and those who don't.

 

[Spitpatch]

"Before you and your brother grow up and leave this house, you are going to know how to cook, sew, and scrub a toilet, so you don't absolutely HAVE to get married like your poor father."

My Mom.

"Kids, Dogs, and Horses: they only understand two things. Pain and Pleasure. They understand pain five times faster than they understand pleasure."

My Dad.

 

[clearconscience]

I came here to kick *** and chew bubblegum, and I'm all out of bubblegum.

Always treat people with kindness and respect. Remember you show compassion not because of who they are, but because of who you are.

"Si Vis Pacem Para Bellem"

Whether you think you can or think you can't. Either way your right. Henry Ford.

If you haven't found something to die for, you haven't found a reason to live.

 

[clearconscience]

The tree of liberty needs to be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots, and that of tyrants. TJ

When oppression becomes policy, resistance becomes duty.

 

[Cougfan2]

It is a sin to be silent when it is your duty to protest. Abraham Lincoln.

 

[BOBCATOWNER]

I would rather be a hasbeen than a never was

 

[Starship]

Will Rogers, who died in a 1935 plane crash with his best friend, Wylie Post, was probably the greatest political sage this country ever has known.
1. Never slap a man who's chewing tobacco.
2. Never kick a cow chip on a hot day.
3.. There are two theories to arguing with a woman . . Neither works.
4. Never miss a good chance to shut up.
5. Always drink upstream from the herd.
6. If you find yourself in a hole, stop digging.
7. The quickest way to double your money is to fold it and put it back into your pocket.
8. There are three kinds of men: The ones that learn by reading. The few who learn by observation. The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence and find out for themselves.
9. Good judgment comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment.
10. If you're riding' ahead of the herd, take a look back every now and then to make sure it's still there.
11. Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier'n puttin' it back.
12. After eating an entire bull, a mountain lion felt so good he started roaring. He kept it up until a hunter came along and shot him. The moral: When you're full of bull, keep your mouth shut.


ABOUT GROWING OLDER...
First ~ Eventually you will reach a point when you stop lying about your age and start bragging about it.
Second ~ The older we get, the fewer things seem worth waiting in line for.
Third ~ Some people try to turn back their odometers. Not me; I want people to know 'why' I look this way. I've traveled a long way, and some of the roads weren't paved.
Fourth ~ When you are dissatisfied and would like to go back to youth, think of Algebra.
Fifth ~ You know you are getting old when everything either dries up or leaks.
Sixth ~ I don't know how I got over the hill without getting to the top
Seventh ~ One of the many things no one tells you about aging is that it is such a nice change from being young.
Eighth ~ One must wait until evening to see how splendid the day has been.
Ninth ~ Being young is beautiful, but being old is comfortable.
Tenth ~ Long ago, when men cursed and beat the ground with sticks, it was called witchcraft. Today it's called golf.
And, finally ~ If you don't learn to laugh at trouble, you won't have anything to laugh at when you are old.

 

[Kevininstructor]

Will Rogers, who died in a 1935 plane crash with his best friend, Wylie Post, was probably the greatest political sage this country ever has known.
1. Never slap a man who's chewing tobacco.
2. Never kick a cow chip on a hot day.
3.. There are two theories to arguing with a woman . . Neither works.
4. Never miss a good chance to shut up.
5. Always drink upstream from the herd.
6. If you find yourself in a hole, stop digging.
7. The quickest way to double your money is to fold it and put it back into your pocket.
8. There are three kinds of men: The ones that learn by reading. The few who learn by observation. The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence and find out for themselves.
9. Good judgment comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment.
10. If you're riding' ahead of the herd, take a look back every now and then to make sure it's still there.
11. Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier'n puttin' it back.
12. After eating an entire bull, a mountain lion felt so good he started roaring. He kept it up until a hunter came along and shot him. The moral: When you're full of bull, keep your mouth shut.


ABOUT GROWING OLDER...
First ~ Eventually you will reach a point when you stop lying about your age and start bragging about it.
Second ~ The older we get, the fewer things seem worth waiting in line for.
Third ~ Some people try to turn back their odometers. Not me; I want people to know 'why' I look this way. I've traveled a long way, and some of the roads weren't paved.
Fourth ~ When you are dissatisfied and would like to go back to youth, think of Algebra.
Fifth ~ You know you are getting old when everything either dries up or leaks.
Sixth ~ I don't know how I got over the hill without getting to the top
Seventh ~ One of the many things no one tells you about aging is that it is such a nice change from being young.
Eighth ~ One must wait until evening to see how splendid the day has been.
Ninth ~ Being young is beautiful, but being old is comfortable.
Tenth ~ Long ago, when men cursed and beat the ground with sticks, it was called witchcraft. Today it's called golf.
And, finally ~ If you don't learn to laugh at trouble, you won't have anything to laugh at when you are old.

These are great, especially the Will Roger's quotes.

 

[Burt Gummer]

"The greatest pleasure is to vanquish your enemies and chase them before you, to rob them of their wealth and see those dear to them bathed in tears, to ride their horses and clasp to your bosom their wives and daughters."

- Genghis Khan

 

[gnarl]

"Be it a labor great or small, do it well or not at all"

My Dad

"Good, bad...I'm the guy with the gun."

Ash: Army of Darkness

 

[salmonriverjohn]

When my buddy Brian, God rest his soul, realized when we were on our way to the blues on an Elk hunt that he had left his rifle 200 miles behind us at my house,,,, "I thought you grabbed it", Dough! That was a long day.

 

[BroncoFan]

"Lost? I've been a might confused for a month of two but I ain't ever been lost." - Brian Keith in the Mountain Men

 

[eldbillbo]

If your gonna die, die with your boots on - bruce dickerson

Its better to live on your feet than to live on your knees -not sure

To crush your enemies -- See them driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of their women!- Conan

I pity the po fool - Mr T

 

[jbett98]

"There is nothing more exhilarating than to be shot at without result."
Winston Churchill



"The police cannot protect the citizen at this stage of our development, and they cannot even protect themselves in many cases. It is up to the private citizen to protect himself and his family, and this is not only acceptable, but mandatory."

"The media insist that crime is the major concern of the American public today. In this connection they generally push the point that a disarmed society would be a crime-free society. They will not accept the truth that if you take all the guns off the street you still will have a crime problem, whereas if you take the criminals off the street you cannot have a gun problem."
Jeff Cooper


"A fear of weapons is a sign of repressed sexual and emotional maturity."
- Sigmund Freud

 

[dario541]

"I refuse to feed the hand that bites me!" I'm not sure where I got that but it explains why I refuse to subscribe liberal newspapers such as the Medford "Trashbin" and the Portland "Ore-all-gone."

 

[enjr4]

One of my favorites, even if I say so myself. . .

"Good! Fast! Cheap! Pick any two!" Mine from the 80s on a USAF development program.

Ed

 

[Redcap]

"I have heard there are troubles of more than one kind.
Some come from ahead and some come from behind.
But I've bought a big bat. I'm all ready you see.
Now my troubles are going to have troubles with me!"
&#8212; Dr. Seuss

 

[Mark W.]

My favorite


"I'm all in favor of keeping dangerous weapons out of the hands of fools. Let's start with typewriters." -- Frank Lloyd Wright