Favorite Quote....

[theguncrank]

for those of us that dont do latin please translate.

The more corrupt the republic, the more laws it has.

 

[ejmpnu92]

"Practice does not make perfect....perfect practice makes perfect" ......An old range master

"You are going to need a bigger boat!".....Sheriff Brodie

"Duck!!!!!".....old shipmate...and I wish I had,

"Scratch one Flat top!"

Referee: call it
Bettis: Tails
Referee: head is called
Bettis: Whaaaaaaaaaa?

 

[shayne]

Its better to say nothing and be thought a fool then to speak and remove all doubt. My Dad.

 

[d2the3]

procrastination is like masterbation, It all feels good until you realize you're just bubbleguming yourself

 

[sheepdip]

owning a glock is kinda like dating a big girl.
kinda fun but, you dont want your friends to know.

 

[greydog111]

A couple of mine:

"A liberal is a man who leaves the room when the fight begins." Heywood Broun

"Everyone has a plan until they are punched in the mouth." Mike Spinks

If a person is not a compassionate liberal under the age of 29, he has no heart. If he is not a conservative by the age of 30, he has no brains. (I think this was Winston Churchill).

 

[greydog111]

owning a glock is kinda like dating a big girl.
kinda fun but, you dont want your friends to know.

Life is too short to dance with ugly women or own an ugly gun. "Greydog".

 

[jbett98]

A few of Winston Churchill's best:


"Nothing in life is so exhilarating as to be shot at without result."

"If you're going through hell, keep going."

"A man does what he must - in spite of personal consequences, in spite of obstacles and dangers and pressures - and that is the basis of all human morality."

"All the great things are simple, and many can be expressed in a single word: freedom, justice, honor, duty, mercy, hope."

"You have enemies? Good. That means you've stood up for something, sometime in your life."

"One ought never to turn one's back on a threatened danger and try to run away from it. If you do that, you will double the danger. But if you meet it promptly and without flinching, you will reduce the danger by half."

"We contend that for a nation to tax itself into prosperity is like a man standing in a bucket and trying to lift himself up by the handle."

Bessie Braddock: "Sir, you are drunk."
Churchill: "Madam, you are ugly. In the morning, I shall be sober."

Nancy Astor: "Sir, if you were my husband, I would give you poison."
Churchill: "If I were your husband I would take it."

 

[elsie]

Elsie, is that where that came from? I didnt think that kid was sharp enough to come up with that on his own. still funny though.

I think it's an folks saying, probably since the 50s and was probably adapted from earlier, ie a road instead of a highway. I'm not really sure of the origin of it.


elsie

 

[Blitzkrieg]

I have many, but here is one

"History is the version of past events that people have decided to agree upon"

Napoleon Bonaparte

 

[ZigZagZeke]

The best line ever....

"I hate bad behavior in a man. I won't tolerate it." - Woodrow Call

 

[westcoastal]

No good deed goes unpunished.[/QUOTE]

So true


They say he's gone postal
Life member of
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[jim97701]

From the show The Equilizer: "Don't make me do something you wont live to regret"

Bumper Stickers:
Bosses are like dirty diapers, full of s*%# and all over your a$&

I may not be Mr. perfect but I'll F$@# you till he comes along

 

[osterr1999]

Clint Eastwood - "We're not just gonna let you walk out of here."

Bad guy - "Who's we sucka."

Clint - "Smith & Wesson and me."

 

[Burt Gummer]

No good deed goes unpunished.

It took me over a half a lifetime to come to terms with this as being factual. I swear anytime I have really done something charitable and giving in my life I've got crapped on for it.

 

[Blitzkrieg]

It took me over a half a lifetime to come to terms with this as being factual. I swear anytime I have really done something charitable and giving in my life I've got crapped on for it.

You are not alone in this

 

[marty8587]

My spelling is probablt gonna be wrong... but here goes.

"excreto airgo sum"

 

[Riot]

My Favorite...

For to win one hundred victories in one hundred battles is not the acme of skill. To subdue the enemy without fighting is the acme of skill.

My summary- if you always resort to violence to solve your conflicts you are a fool. Just because you win fights doesn't mean you are a skilled fighter. You have to know when to fight and always try to avoid them.