What Would Be The First Three Actions You Would Take If Morning News Reports Indicated Yellowstone Caldera Had Just Erupted?

[Rickenbacher39]

I have no tv so I would have to find out about it in here, which would be disappointing.
Then I guess I would continue to scan new posts, except for the rants about the caldera
exploding, take a morning coffee to my wife and give her the "here's your morning coffee kiss"
and then go back to my computer.
Later I would probably mow the lawn.
After that, a nice rum and coke on the deck.
I don't live my life according to the newest list of what to be afraid of.
Thanks to the media and the internet there is never a shortage of that.
There are new lists everyday and it's just too much work to keep up.

 

[nammac]

1) kiss my wife and baby boy
2) pray
3a) bend over
3b) kiss my butt goodbye

My plan as well... Because it'll be just a short time before the ash cloud catches up, even if it makes a global trek first...

 

[User 1234]

Make coffee, drink coffee, morning poop.

I'd do the third first, then concurrently enjoy my last bacon and coffee.

 

[titsonritz]

1. Blame Trump.
2. Break out my hit list.
3. Start crossing names off.

 

[Diamondback]

Then 2012 was the end of the entire universe.... it's amusing just being a mere computer simulation.

Hello, 'Neo'...

 

[3MTA3]

My understanding is that an eruption of the Yellowstone volcano is an extinction event for the majority of North America. IMO it's better to be close by when it happens instead of going through a lingering death.

Since I plan to be living near there within the next year or two, I'll round up the fur babies, hold my wife's hand and wait for the end.

A Cascadia event is far, far more likely to happen within our lives.

 

[E4mafia]

BLOW OUT SOON FELLOW STALKER!

 

[TTSX]

Shut off the phone to keep the relatives quiet. I'm probably fine.

Take a couple shots of liquor

Go back to bed. I'll not be dealing with "people" this day

 

[Member 5605]

Gather the family in one location, check inventory and make sure cars were fueled up.

 

[TC64]

Build a wall........all the way to Commiefornia. We could divert all the lava in such a way as to burn down LA, SF, and Sacramento. Just think of all the shooting ranges we could set up once it cools down.

 

[Wombat of Doom]

Figure out where things stand.
Figure out how to get the wife and kids off the continent.
Do that. Go away. Hawaiian vacation perhaps

 

[Gbirk]

Probably go to work as usual. I don't have time to deal with that s**t. I do IT work, I will immediatly have people calling in because they forgot how to remote into the office so they can work from home. Happens every time it snows, don't see why this would be any different. I need a new line of work........

 

[2506]

My understanding is that an eruption of the Yellowstone volcano is an extinction event for the majority of North America. IMO it's better to be close by when it happens instead of going through a lingering death.

Since I plan to be living near there within the next year or two, I'll round up the fur babies, hold my wife's hand and wait for the end.

A Cascadia event is far, far more likely to happen within our lives.

I'll be in Montana within 6 years, so I'm right there with ya. If it happens, I'll break out a lawn chair and a good bottle of Rye and hopefully finish it before it's too ashy.

 

[Caveman Jim]

At that point we'll have to decide if we think we may have a chance or to say bubblegum it and get drunk...

 

[Ura-Ki]

At that point we'll have to decide if we think we may have a chance or to say bubblegum it and get drunk...

I'll come up and bring a bottle of Crown to enjoy with ya!

 

[Caveman Jim]

I'll come up and bring a bottle of Crown to enjoy with ya!

That would be a HOOT!!!!!

 

[nammac]

Note to self, keep a bottle of the good stuff for the end....

 

[westcoastal]

I live on the coast, so I don't worry about it much affecting me.

 

[Caveman Jim]

Note to self, keep a bottle of the good stuff for the end....

I was under the impression that that was SOP....

 

[Xaevian]

1. Email Inslee and Ferguson to ask them to sue God for the climate disaster.

2. Blame China and the coronavirus.

3. Wonder what the next ashhole that ends civilization as we know it will be.