What Would Be The First Three Actions You Would Take If Morning News Reports Indicated Yellowstone Caldera Had Just Erupted?

[arakboss]

If you woke up one weekday morning to reports of a major eruption of the Yellowstone Caldera what would significant actions would you do first, second and third?

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[Geardo]

1) kiss my wife and baby boy
2) pray
3a) bend over
3b) kiss my butt goodbye

 

[Member 34319]

Make coffee, drink coffee, morning poop.

 

[Nosferatu]

1. It depends
2. It depends on action #1
3. It depends on actions #1 and #2

Your scenario is way too vague to even begin a task list and evaluation.

 

[Legs]

Make coffee, pour whiskey into coffee, drink coffee, morning poop.

 

[arakboss]

1) kiss my wife and baby boy
2) pray
3a) bend over
3b) kiss my butt goodbye

We should be OK for a while based on previous ash maps.

 

[Geardo]

I might go buy a bunch of vitamin C pills, because no one is getting fresh fruit or veggies for a while. Lol.

 

[Geardo]

We should be OK for a while based on previous ash maps.
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Isn't it the whole nuclear winter thing that will kill us all?

 

[arakboss]

Isn't it the whole nuclear winter thing that will kill us all?

Maybe but it will be slow going for us.

 

[CRBMoA]

After Y2K killed me, I kinda stopped caring.

 

[MannyGlocks]

And yet, most of the left coast and all of the right have to wait on the ash to come tumbling down on them.

 

[2506]

Isn't it the whole nuclear winter thing that will kill us all?

Yep. Article in Forbes indicates the ash bed would be large enough to bury skyscrapers. Should be fun. I might actually get to use the snowshoes I bought ten years ago.

 

[Member 34319]

Make coffee, drink coffee, morning poop.

Make coffee, pour whiskey into coffee, drink coffee, morning poop.

Well @Legs you are correct. I missed a important step.

 

[Kruel J]

1. Make a thread about it here
2. Blame Hi-Point and Keltec while claiming Gaston has a plan to save us all
3. Find a way to make it political.

 

[P7M13]

1. Make Coffee
2. Wake the wife and shag
3. Drink coffee with wife until pot is empty
4. Repeat

 

[Ura-Ki]

The Wet Coast would be spared for a few weeks until the ash circled the earth, then it's game over if the event is/was big enough!
We here are just outside the reach of the blast effects, but it's the ash that will kill us eventually! If it don't completely bury us, it will kill off the crops already sprouted and prevent new crops until the soil can be turned, what's worse is the wildlife and food resources will suffer greatly, and we would be forced to consume what ever sores we had put up or could obtain before it all went dark!

Outside of that, i'm gonna watch the show!

 

[Diamondback]

Job One for me becomes finding a way to evac my GF and her folks out here from Toronto.

Right now is a good time to start investing in hydroponic fruit/veggie gardens...

 

[EHJ]

I'm pretty sure there's no way I would even want to *try* and eek out any kind of existence after that...

Another vote for liquor.

 

[Stomper]

After Y2K killed me, I kinda stopped caring.

Then 2012 was the end of the entire universe.... it's amusing just being a mere computer simulation.

 

[DB is Here]

Pour a whiskey....neat, sit back and watch the show.