What does your EDC consist of?

[Stomper]

Pens.. feh. Anyway, thought I'd "Bing" "survival pens" for all of twelve seconds..
This thing sure tries.. but come on.. a flare in a pen that also starts fires how you like normally? Kinda awesome but not particularly elegant, to my thinking..

http://www.geeky-gadgets.com/endure...tarts-fires-shoot-flares-and-more-04-05-2015/

And those "common" weaponized" pens that I just saw?.. never forget that you can affix a couple a feet of string to the butt and send/wing it dart-like through a steel barrel at "range".. if you can throw like a genetically engineered monkey. ooh ooh!
Pretty single-focus though.. though that's real cool too.
Sometimes if you want something, you gotta do it yourself.

Meh, sounds like throwin' your poo would be easier to defend yourself with.

 

[Flopsweat]

What about an axe?

 

[Stomper]

What about an axe?

Too hard to IWB carry!