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Death Race 2000, for real...
Could be a good verse to that Crash Test Dummies song:
Once…there was a guy who,
Tried to carjack someone and he got run over.
And when…he finally got up,
His…leg…had done a complete one-eighty.
He said it was from when,
The car had hit him sooooooo…haaaarrrdd
Mmm mmm mmm mmm
Mmm mmm mmm mmm
For those that don't know... This is HEAVY!!! not for fragile ears.For those that don't know it...
Ewwww…..
Man I thought they said the brain doesn't have nerve endings. Mine hurts after this comment, I feel like I need to sniff some glue or something to try and kill the part of my brain that memory resides in..Not the kind of sloppy seconds I was thinking, eww. Gross my mind... "How dare you!" but I would happily settle for the sloppy seconds for the kind I'm thinking...
Yeah, I got caught up in it. About 3 hours ago, I wandered over to ASP and watched a veritable shiit-ton of Brazilian "cover your ASP" vids.For those who do not yet watch, Brazilian action is pretty common on the Active Self Protection channel.
For those that don't know... This is HEAVY!!! not for fragile ears.
Now sing along...
I'm the one who brings floorboards
Brings inflated tires gourds
Master of rotating pain
Under me is where you'll reside
Force feed you metallic food
Dashing through the crimson hood
Messenger of rims in eye's
Pontiac is what you'll ride!
No screeching, no braking, just judgment & punishment.
Dis-create annihilate, asphalt with no race course.
I'm the one to squish your head
Basking in my tires tread
Messenger of altered rides
Pontiac is what you'll ride
Approaching, brakes failing
just juggernauts impending
azzhats with no discourse
Born to grill, sleep and clear
Staring down the street with fear
Pedals press and humans fly
Flesh and blood with pulverize
Empty all the su-zu-ki's
out of lane from domestic jeeps
Greasy brakes, from MGB's
Dual barreled throttle bodies seized
Pace a car and might get shot
Right the eff where you belong
Pontiac is what you'll ride!!
Music intensifies...
Best video has to go for the Norco store old guy and the idiot running out screaming, he shot my arm off!best video I've watched in months. Likes of human garbage being treated as they should.
Seems like it may not be true that the Brazilian government condones the elimination of these two wheeled thrives….A Q re legality, Is this "it's legal to run over motorcycle bandits" real? I thought Brazilian pm/president was a big motorcycle guy. I wouldn't take a Twitter posting at face value that it is true that it's legal. Any other sources confirming it's legal?
Could be just vigilante justice, which is all good of course.
Too long. This is all that's needed...For those that don't know... This is HEAVY!!! not for fragile ears.
Now sing along...
I'm the one who brings floorboards
Brings inflated tires gourds
Master of rotating pain
Under me is where you'll reside
Force feed you metallic food
Dashing through the crimson hood
Messenger of rims in eye's
Pontiac is what you'll ride!
No screeching, no braking, just judgment & punishment.
Dis-create annihilate, asphalt with no race course.
I'm the one to squish your head
Basking in my tires tread
Messenger of altered rides
Pontiac is what you'll ride
Approaching, brakes failing
just juggernauts impending
azzhats with no discourse
Born to grill, sleep and clear
Staring down the street with fear
Pedals press and humans fly
Flesh and blood with pulverize
Empty all the su-zu-ki's
out of lane from domestic jeeps
Greasy brakes, from MGB's
Dual barreled throttle bodies seized
Pace a car and might get shot
Right the eff where you belong
Pontiac is what you'll ride!!
Music intensifies...
Admittedly, i do not know if it true the government there allowed this but i can tell you that this same government lies and tells the truth at the same time. A little vague, yes, but you have to live there enough to know what that implies.Seems like it may not be true that the Brazilian government condones the elimination of these two wheeled thrives….
Found this with a quick search….
Fact Check: Claims of Brazilian government permitting civilians to kill robbers false
Hyderabad: A viral video has surfaced online showing the killing of motorcycle riders who threaten and rob citizens in Brazil, claiming that it is allowed by the Brazilian government. While the former part is true, the claims that the Brazilian government has permitted the civilians to kill the...telanganatoday.com
That was a movie, right?I could see this as a competitive sport with playoffs and a championship, like the Brazilian Bowlers vs the Rooftop Koreans. Just release a batch of thugs (or politicians) each quarter and each team gets a 5 points per thug plus style points based on entertainment value.
EDIT: Alternatively an auto only sport called Robberderby.
Who will forever now be known as, "Lefty".Best video has to go for the Norco store old guy and the idiot running out screaming, he shot my arm off!