So apparently, Brazil just changed the laws regarding self-defense from carjackers and cycle bandits. Results - Human Bowling.

[sobo]

Rough justice.

"Well, them boys had it comin'..."


"We all got it comin', kid..."

 

[Tony617]

Death Race 2000, for real...

 

[Dr Prepper]

Could be a good verse to that Crash Test Dummies song:

Once…there was a guy who,
Tried to carjack someone and he got run over.
And when…he finally got up,
His…leg…had done a complete one-eighty.
He said it was from when,
The car had hit him sooooooo…haaaarrrdd

Mmm mmm mmm mmm
Mmm mmm mmm mmm

For those that don't know it...

For those that don't know... This is HEAVY!!! not for fragile ears.
Now sing along...

I'm the one who brings floorboards
Brings inflated tires gourds
Master of rotating pain
Under me is where you'll reside

Force feed you metallic food
Dashing through the crimson hood
Messenger of rims in eye's
Pontiac is what you'll ride!

No screeching, no braking, just judgment & punishment.
Dis-create annihilate, asphalt with no race course.

I'm the one to squish your head
Basking in my tires tread
Messenger of altered rides
Pontiac is what you'll ride

Approaching, brakes failing
just juggernauts impending
azzhats with no discourse

Born to grill, sleep and clear
Staring down the street with fear
Pedals press and humans fly
Flesh and blood with pulverize

Empty all the su-zu-ki's
out of lane from domestic jeeps
Greasy brakes, from MGB's
Dual barreled throttle bodies seized
Pace a car and might get shot
Right the eff where you belong
Pontiac is what you'll ride!!

Music intensifies...

 

[Dr Prepper]

Well I just now finally watched it again and apparently I only watched the first half. Man this is great.
I do wonder like what if that one nice couple on the bike was just asking for instructions directions. I wonder if the hospitals will start to see (always) two dudes limping in in each others warm embrace (like their lives depend on it) both with floppy legs and their just like... Nope. We reserve our meds and equipment for honerable people.

 

[Dr Prepper]

Ewwww…..

Not the kind of sloppy seconds I was thinking, eww. Gross my mind... "How dare you!" but I would happily settle for the sloppy seconds for the kind I'm thinking...

Man I thought they said the brain doesn't have nerve endings. Mine hurts after this comment, I feel like I need to sniff some glue or something to try and kill the part of my brain that memory resides in..
bubbleguming gross!

 

[po18guy]

For those who do not yet watch, Brazilian action is pretty common on the Active Self Protection channel.

https://www.youtube.com/c/ActiveSelfProtection

 

[L84Cabo]

I. Am. Entertained.

 

[sobo]

For those who do not yet watch, Brazilian action is pretty common on the Active Self Protection channel.

https://www.youtube.com/c/ActiveSelfProtection

Yeah, I got caught up in it. About 3 hours ago, I wandered over to ASP and watched a veritable shiit-ton of Brazilian "cover your ASP" vids.
Just now gettin' back to NWFA...

 

[Hayharnel]

At least they died doing what they loved!

 

[No_Regerts]

For those that don't know... This is HEAVY!!! not for fragile ears.
Now sing along...

I'm the one who brings floorboards
Brings inflated tires gourds
Master of rotating pain
Under me is where you'll reside

Force feed you metallic food
Dashing through the crimson hood
Messenger of rims in eye's
Pontiac is what you'll ride!

No screeching, no braking, just judgment & punishment.
Dis-create annihilate, asphalt with no race course.

I'm the one to squish your head
Basking in my tires tread
Messenger of altered rides
Pontiac is what you'll ride

Approaching, brakes failing
just juggernauts impending
azzhats with no discourse

Born to grill, sleep and clear
Staring down the street with fear
Pedals press and humans fly
Flesh and blood with pulverize

Empty all the su-zu-ki's
out of lane from domestic jeeps
Greasy brakes, from MGB's
Dual barreled throttle bodies seized
Pace a car and might get shot
Right the eff where you belong
Pontiac is what you'll ride!!

Music intensifies...

 

[Stomper]

It would actually be "Bom Dia". They speak Portuguese.

OYYIIEEE….. AIYEEEE….. POPPIE!!



¡Suave mas bien, Sí!

 

[nwslopoke]

best video I've watched in months. Likes of human garbage being treated as they should.

Best video has to go for the Norco store old guy and the idiot running out screaming, he shot my arm off!

 

[Alexx1401]

LOVE seeing these!!!

 

[ilikegunspdx]

A Q re legality, Is this "it's legal to run over motorcycle bandits" real? I thought Brazilian pm/president was a big motorcycle guy. I wouldn't take a Twitter posting at face value that it is true that it's legal. Any other sources confirming it's legal?

Could be just vigilante justice, which is all good of course.

 

[nammac]

A Q re legality, Is this "it's legal to run over motorcycle bandits" real? I thought Brazilian pm/president was a big motorcycle guy. I wouldn't take a Twitter posting at face value that it is true that it's legal. Any other sources confirming it's legal?

Could be just vigilante justice, which is all good of course.

Seems like it may not be true that the Brazilian government condones the elimination of these two wheeled thrives….

Found this with a quick search….

Fact Check: Claims of Brazilian government permitting civilians to kill robbers false

Hyderabad: A viral video has surfaced online showing the killing of motorcycle riders who threaten and rob citizens in Brazil, claiming that it is allowed by the Brazilian government. While the former part is true, the claims that the Brazilian government has permitted the civilians to kill the...

telanganatoday.com

 

[cigars]

For those that don't know... This is HEAVY!!! not for fragile ears.
Now sing along...

I'm the one who brings floorboards
Brings inflated tires gourds
Master of rotating pain
Under me is where you'll reside

Force feed you metallic food
Dashing through the crimson hood
Messenger of rims in eye's
Pontiac is what you'll ride!

No screeching, no braking, just judgment & punishment.
Dis-create annihilate, asphalt with no race course.

I'm the one to squish your head
Basking in my tires tread
Messenger of altered rides
Pontiac is what you'll ride

Approaching, brakes failing
just juggernauts impending
azzhats with no discourse

Born to grill, sleep and clear
Staring down the street with fear
Pedals press and humans fly
Flesh and blood with pulverize

Empty all the su-zu-ki's
out of lane from domestic jeeps
Greasy brakes, from MGB's
Dual barreled throttle bodies seized
Pace a car and might get shot
Right the eff where you belong
Pontiac is what you'll ride!!

Music intensifies...

Too long. This is all that's needed...
"Let the bodies hit the.... Floooooooooor!"

 

[trevi]

As a Brasilian, i approve!!

I might just go back to get a permit just to have the experience. Maybe i can take some of my toys there, too. Guns are nearly double the cost.

 

[trevi]

Seems like it may not be true that the Brazilian government condones the elimination of these two wheeled thrives….

Found this with a quick search….

Fact Check: Claims of Brazilian government permitting civilians to kill robbers false

Hyderabad: A viral video has surfaced online showing the killing of motorcycle riders who threaten and rob citizens in Brazil, claiming that it is allowed by the Brazilian government. While the former part is true, the claims that the Brazilian government has permitted the civilians to kill the...

telanganatoday.com

Admittedly, i do not know if it true the government there allowed this but i can tell you that this same government lies and tells the truth at the same time. A little vague, yes, but you have to live there enough to know what that implies.

 

[trevi]

I could see this as a competitive sport with playoffs and a championship, like the Brazilian Bowlers vs the Rooftop Koreans. Just release a batch of thugs (or politicians) each quarter and each team gets a 5 points per thug plus style points based on entertainment value.

EDIT: Alternatively an auto only sport called Robberderby.

That was a movie, right?

 

[EHJ]

Best video has to go for the Norco store old guy and the idiot running out screaming, he shot my arm off!

Who will forever now be known as, "Lefty".