Found two masked hoodlums in my yard today

[ORYGUNHolsterCompany]

I think the big one was in charge, but the small one looked really suspicious/guilty. I decided to deploy my tactical tennis ball and the threat was quickly neutralized.

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[Kruel J]

LOL good picture!

 

[GOG]

They look pretty suspicious to me.

 

[Saigashooter]

look out they might of deployed land mines

 

[Sgt Nambu]

The little, beady eyed, one does look evil! I think the big one is his stooge!

 

[Flopsweat]

Looks like the canine version of Pinky And The Brain.

 

[Ura-Ki]

Never trust the little one, he will steel your cheese burger whilst the big one distracts you with the big sad eyes trick! You can tell the serious operators that lean in to the petting and scratching behind the ears!

 

[Ura-Ki]

What? Some one stole your cofee, wasn't me, you have no proof!

 

[mjbskwim]

Cute but maybe this is off topic?

 

[Flopsweat]

Cute but maybe this is off topic?

It's firearm related. In cuteness factor, they've got you completely outgunned.

 

[waglockfan]

Came here hoping for some Antifa face - smashing pics.

Oh well

 

[HB of CJ]

Look out for those dinky killers. They can be trained to jump for the throat. No escape! Also understand that they are well versed instinctively to brainwash unsuspecting humans into pan frying well done tiny pork chops for their own sinister consumption. A sight to behold!

PS: Please do ask how this is known to be true! Embarrassing!!

 

[HuckleberryFun]

Oh man, you guys....and I thought *I* was bad...

 

[The Heretic]

These two had an extortion racket going for a while. Came around at all times of the day demanding biscuits in exchange for protecting me from gophers, mice and those dreaded deer!

 

[Flopsweat]

These two had an extortion racket going for a while. Came around at all times of the day demanding biscuits in exchange for protecting me from gophers, mice and those dreaded deer!

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My girlfriend's dog used to protect us from stuff that wasn't even there.

 

[EPS]

My futon was confiscated today and I will probably never get it back

 

[HuckleberryFun]

My futon was confiscated today and I will probably never get it backView attachment 362365

Woodland camo tactical pooch!

 

[Sgt Nambu]

What? Some one stole your cofee, wasn't me, you have no proof!
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Tell the coffee snatcher that he'd be a lot more believable if he'd take off the Gillie Suit!

 

[edslhead]

Zombie attack at my house.



I thought this thread would be about raccoons

 

[Sgt Nambu]

^^^ He doesn't seem that scary until you realize that, that's a 146" TV in the background!!!