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Last time somebody said something about my pocketknife...
"Oh, that? That's just a TOOL. Now THESE *opening mouth and tapping a tooth* are weapons... ones I hope I never have to use on anything more live than my sandwich here." (I'm no T-rex, but I do have a bite that is known to crush jawbreakers and put dents in some weaker steel bars.
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"Oh, that? That's just a TOOL. Now THESE *opening mouth and tapping a tooth* are weapons... ones I hope I never have to use on anything more live than my sandwich here." (I'm no T-rex, but I do have a bite that is known to crush jawbreakers and put dents in some weaker steel bars.
)
