How to Get a Blank Stare from a Mall Ninja

[Caveman Jim]

This one time I was on a boat off the coast of Siberia it was -35 and with the wind it was -50 when I spit the spit would be frozen before it hit the deck my snot would freeze in my nose I would pick ice snot out of my nose lol

With what an ice pick???

 

[Flymph]

Shrine of the Mall Ninja

I read the whole thing and haven't laughed like that over media in a few years. Thanks!

 

[Legs]

Shrine of the Mall Ninja

That's hilarious! And well presented..

 

[Diamondback]

I've overdosed on masculinity reading through this thread. I may need a frosty glass of soy milk (in a clean glass) to calm my testosterone.

And I still don't know what the heck you military dudes (and dudettes) are talking about, but that's the price I pay for being a life-long fat-a$$ civilian.

Oops, my bad. The new AFI is 36-106. FM 22-102 is Army.
WALL-TO-WALL COUNSELING FM 22-102
http://www.section-viii.com/Stuff/AFI 36-106 Wall-to-Wall Counseling.pdf

 

[Certaindeaf]

anything with tits will garner a blank stare from a mall ninja.. because ninjer

 

[Brutus57]

I am just a mildly perturbed old man with a couple of DD- whatchamacallits and a few innocent boom sticks. Move along, you young whipper snappers, nuthin to see here.

Brutus Out

 

[Diamondback]

Can I have your share of the fun as a Prematurely Grumpy Middle-Aged Man, @Brutus57 ?

 

[Capn Jack]

I could only handle a couple of pages of this...."Shrine of the Mall Ninja".
I hope that guy doesn't run with scissors.

 

[Diamondback]

There are two schools of thought... One, Gecko really WAS that tactitarded and gearqueer, the other that he was pulling an elaborate troll and had one hell of a windup. Either seems equally plausible, especially back in the era when Gunkid was terrorizing the gun-net...

 

[mkwerx]

When your plan includes taking multiple .308s to the back, your plan sucks.

 

[Diamondback]

When your plan includes taking multiple .308srounds of ANY caliber to the backanywhere, your plan sucks.

FIFY!

 

[Boboclown]

And just in case no one knows gunkid or wants a reminder...

Xavier Thoughts: Goodbye Gunkid

 

[olddanshooter]

Reality is that most of us just stood the watch. Nothing happened on our watch, we filled out the passdown log, and then did it again the next day. And although we don't have the stories to tell, we could have, we were there, but nothing happened. That's the way it works out for 99% of us. But we were there, and we stood the watch. And on duty, you're prepared. For anything. Always.

And if you're lucky you get some bitter, lukewarm coffee to remind you of the woman you've left waiting.

 

[Capn Jack]

Eight years and never heard a shot fired in anger.

 

[No_Regerts]

Eight years and never heard a shot fired in anger.

Ever heard one fired in....Pleasure?

 

[Capn Jack]

We put on fire power demos. at cone hill in Joseph H.
Ran a hot jet cal. unit and worked engine change.
Wife says, I don't hear much of anything now.

 

[DuneHopper]

 

[Diamondback]

Wow, way to muzzlesweep everyone including yourself... we got a Walking Four Rules Violation right there.

 

[Diamondback]

Ever heard one fired in....Pleasure?

You've never shot a full-auto Thompson, have you? I tell you, that's a freaking gun-gasm...

 

[Andy54Hawken]

Eight years for me and four combat tours...not sure if that makes me lucky or on someone's sh!t list...
A few shots fired in anger...and few sent my way...
It does tend to shape my thinking...and appreciation along with a respect for life ...both mine and of others.
Andy