How to Get a Blank Stare from a Mall Ninja

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  1. No_Regerts

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    Notice those guys who seem to spend thousands of dollars making SPR clones or M40 clones and get everything painted “battle worn”?

    If you are tired of them blabbing on and on about the new 18 inch rail they put on their SBR.....

    Just ask them how their gun shoots!
     
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    Or how far they had to chase the village idiot for that ugly thing....:eek::eek::eek::D
     
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    Or how many pull-ups or push-ups, or sit-ups they can do in 2 minutes, or how fast they can run 2-miles afterwards. ;)
     
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    Show 'em your DD214 and tell 'em come back when you have one of these?...:eek::D
    And maybe point out that any of those awards , medals and schools listed were not bought at a store or gun show...but earned...
    Andy
     
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    They wouldn't know what the awards are for.
     
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    Possibly ...that might be where the "blank stare" comes into play...:D
    Andy
     
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    Technically I do have a DD214... I'm still doing a bunch of lawyer talk to fix that BS.
     
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    Don’t tell me.... things didn’t go well because they didn’t have boots in your size? :D

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    Nah, they said clowns are considered weapons of mass destruction. o_O

    Nah a bunch of BS came up. Apparently its okay for a school to lie and say you took ritalin.
     
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    My defense would be, “not all fiddlin’ needs Ritalin”.
     
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    That was my mistake. I tried using logic for my defense. o_O
     
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    Well.... everyone knows that logic and military admin don’t mix!
     
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    Oh and btw, the one person in my division who wanted to be a gunner's mate for the .50 BMGs couldn't qualify with a M9. :D

    Talked big about handling handguns and shotguns too.
     
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    I know that now. :D On the plus side being kicked out let me be with my stepfather during his last few months. Great man, treated me more like a son even before he married my mother.
     
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    Or my fav - ask them if they are 'P-38 qualified' - or make a 'coin challenge' on them. - but none of this matters unless they are stating they are a Vet.
     
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    Hey.... Are you guys makin fun of me? Because it seems like ur making fun of me.... :(
     
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    With an MK18 clone you don’t need to be in shape, or need a MOS

    They are so Tier-1 you can just sit on the porch (when it’s nice out) and take care of business.

    You all should know this...

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    C’mon.... we all know you don’t go to malls. ;)

    PS- You’re one of the most “keepin’ it real” members around here.
     
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    Just walk past them laughing!
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    Mall Ninjas will never know the sweet, sweet touch of a woman.

    And that's probably for the best.

    (for the record, I have no idea what this thread is about, but I get that we're making fun of something called "Mall Ninjas", so in the interests of belonging, I'm faking street cred)
     

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