I'll have a talk with it, perhaps its gender fluid and non-binary as well. Being a squirt gun would sure help if I'm ever asked if I own one.
I would love to stir the pot here with some comments sure to raise some hackles. I won't but let it be known the rascal in this old man is still alive.
*Suddenly hears babies first words in the other room, at a very early age. Oddly some were French, some English! "awe mudder fugger!"
When you fire it do you say "Whoa Black Betty"????
Yeah, having grandchildren around is very challenging for Caveman nowadays…*Suddenly hears babies first words in the other room, at a very early age. Oddly some were French, some English! "awe mudder fugger!"
One of my daughter's first words was "schit!"*Suddenly hears babies first words in the other room, at a very early age. Oddly some were French, some English! "awe mudder fugger!"
I named my young son Dammit!!!
Mine learned that one at 2.5ish years old. She dropped some crayons out of a big bag she was walking with and said, (sigh) schit.
That's funny right there! My daughter learned English and Spanish simultaneously, making her first meaningful words a little later. But I remember her banging on the sofa cushion l, Carajo! Carajo!!
Naw. Not my guns. They arent that fussy. In fact I'm sorely tempted to add one of those lines to my correspondence where people give their preferred pronouns, but mine would say "Call me anything you want except late for dinner."No specific genders here , they only demand through threat of prosecution that I call them their preferred pronouns!
I can still remember just getting back from hanging out with the older neighbors and coming back home and innocently asking my devout christian mom, "mom what does phuq mean?" I'll never forget her reaction.
I'm going with ?/?. You know, keep 'em guessing.
