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Discussion in 'Preparedness & Survival' started by 503flowx84, Dec 26, 2009.

  1. 503flowx84

    503flowx84 portland New Member

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    there is nothing funny about zombies make sure you are ready
     
  2. gunnails

    gunnails Hillsboro Active Member

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    They are just funny to me because i don't know any.

    If my Dad became a Zombie, I would probably not laugh,,,,,,,,,,,, probably.
     
  3. trainsktg

    trainsktg Portland OR Well-Known Member

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    I've seen all of the major zombie documentaries from the last 30 or so years.

    I'm ready :).

    Keith
     
  4. willseeker

    willseeker N. Portland. Well-Known Member

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    :eatpop:






    Where? Where 'dey at?
    Darn! Ya got me goin':paranoid:
     
  5. TonsOfOregonBrass

    TonsOfOregonBrass Sandy, OR Active Member

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    Swine flu + Bird flu = flying pig flu.

    We all know what happens when pigs fly (ZOMBIES)

    its just a matter of time.:laugh:
     
  6. Ragingpit

    Ragingpit Rochester,WA Member

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    remember to double tap
     
  7. stitchclimber

    stitchclimber St. Louis Active Member

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    aim for the head.
     
  8. deadeye

    deadeye Albany,OR. Moderator Staff Member

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    I see someone is a little too early for the new years celebration.... :drunk:
     
  9. Correctthought

    Correctthought The big PDX and Vicinity Member

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    speelyei Willamette Valley Active Member

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    Sometimes they walk into signs, each other, or buildings. That's pretty funny.

    But if you had a freshwater pond or cistern you used for drinkin' and a zombie fell into that, it might not be so funny. But if you fished the zombie out and didn't tell your wife and kids and just took the pitcher of water in like nothing happened, and they all started drinkin' it, and you started laughing and snorting and wouldn't let 'em in on the joke, and they were all like "What? What?" and then the kids start lookin' at the water and sayin' "Hey, this tastes weird! What the...Dad!!!!!!". That could be pretty funny.

    Unless they turned into zombies as a result. Then, I guess it wouldn't be so funny.
     
  11. TonsOfOregonBrass

    TonsOfOregonBrass Sandy, OR Active Member

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    that is just wrong
     
  12. Stomper

    Stomper Oceania Rising White Is The New Brown Silver Supporter

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    I always thought it was cool how misc. body parts would randomly fall off a zombie, and they would still troop on! :thumbup:
     
  13. powersbj

    powersbj Seattle Area Active Member

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    1. Cardio
    2. Double Tap
    3. Beware of Bathrooms
    4. Wear Seatbelts
    6. Cast Iron Skillet
    7. Travel Light
     
  14. EZLivin

    EZLivin SW of PDX Well-Known Member

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    Lately I've been using zombie targets in place of regular targets. Darned good way to get people used to recognizing zombies (I have yet to see a regular human walking around with an eye hanging out of its socket). My daughter can easily recognize zombies now, and is darned good at shot placement (at 50' anyway). The problem is my wife doesn't shoot with us, and won't watch any of the zombie documentaries, so if she is home alone when the zombies come hobbling up the driveway I'm afraid she won't recognize the threat in time.

    Will someone else please use zombie targets at TCGC so I won't be the only one people stare at?
     
  15. Stomper

    Stomper Oceania Rising White Is The New Brown Silver Supporter

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    I wonder if TCGC would allow the use of actual zombies as targets on their ranges... I mean its not like it would be murder or anything... and PETA wouldn't have a leg (or four) to stand on. If they would allow it, we could get PLENTY of Zombies @ PDX City Hall, and in Salem @ the Capital bldg... oh yeah, and @ the PDX WTC bldg. when Merkley and Wyden actually roll in. (I keed, I keed!!) :D
     
  16. husker

    husker portland Active Member

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    Zombies. What about the vampires? It seems I see more vampires these days. Been to the mall? Maybe the zombies will kill the vampires.
     
  17. Ragingpit

    Ragingpit Rochester,WA Member

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    What's the first store would you break into to prepare for the Zombies??? You are the only person left alive that isn't a zombie... so don't worry about laws or police or anything like that.... me, Cabelas ammo run...lol
     
  18. magnum

    magnum Springfield American....'nuff said

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    Cork and bottle.:cigar::wine::drunk:
     
  19. EZLivin

    EZLivin SW of PDX Well-Known Member

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    TCGC rules say target types not specified in the rules have to be approved in advance, so you would have to bring them a zombie first so they could approve it.

    We don't have a Cabela's close so I would choose Fisherman's Marine and Outdoor in Oregon City. They stock Oregon Trail Laser Cast Silver Bullets (and of course other reloading supplies), so I would have Zombies AND Vampires covered in case things became complicated. Plus, you could roof-hop over to Rite Aid (and to a restaurant or two).
     
  20. spider

    spider Hillsboro Well-Known Member

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    Rule #17 Limber up