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Everyone calm down, I'm kidding.
First, I have to know if you have the authority to negotiate a lifetime membership
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Everyone calm down, I'm kidding.
Rather than risk a run-in with Cra-Cra the Can Man, talk to your neighbors about NOT putting cans and bottles out in the first place. Maybe even put stickers on your recycle containers that say "No cans or bottles!". If Cra-Cra knows there is nothing to pick up he will stay out of your neighborhood completely. A win-win for everybody that matters. These people are just like rats; the only reason they are there is because there is something for them.However, just this week a neighbor had a brief encounter with a man that collects cans on trash day and it went south very fast. At 8:30 am.
The neighbor told me what happened and I told my wife that when asked why he was going through the trash he got out of his vehicle and rushed my neighbor. The neighbor threatened to call the police and no animals were hurt, and my wife and I were not seeing eye to eye on the exchange.
Me too, except. I had an accident and shot 6 inches off, leaving me with only 4 left lolI carry a gun because of my inadequate genitalia.
There.
I said it.
I will readily admit that my dong is wholly inadequate to the task of self defense, so I need a gun.
Yeah well, mine identifies as a telephone pole!Me too, except. I had an accident and shot 6 inches off, leaving me with only 4 left lol
Well Its against the law in 5 states for me to wear shorts there.....
Andy
Is it Cold in Here Andy?
Please dear Lord..... don't be having Andy tellin' us he has front-back-bootie!!
Well, it is true, God gave man two heads and only enough blood for one!!!and I need to carry a portable blood transfuser to replace the loss in volume in case I suddenly reach a turgid state.
Well, it is true, God gave man two heads and only enough blood for one!!!