Why Carry?

[CRBMoA]

Everyone calm down, I'm kidding.

First, I have to know if you have the authority to negotiate a lifetime membership

 

[Kruel J]

I know I started this, and now I'm ending it!

 

[Lilhigbee]

However, just this week a neighbor had a brief encounter with a man that collects cans on trash day and it went south very fast. At 8:30 am.

The neighbor told me what happened and I told my wife that when asked why he was going through the trash he got out of his vehicle and rushed my neighbor. The neighbor threatened to call the police and no animals were hurt, and my wife and I were not seeing eye to eye on the exchange.

Rather than risk a run-in with Cra-Cra the Can Man, talk to your neighbors about NOT putting cans and bottles out in the first place. Maybe even put stickers on your recycle containers that say "No cans or bottles!". If Cra-Cra knows there is nothing to pick up he will stay out of your neighborhood completely. A win-win for everybody that matters. These people are just like rats; the only reason they are there is because there is something for them.

 

[PaulB47]

Peace of mind. I've never been attacked when armed, never had to even pull a gun out of the holster. But every day I get peace of mind. I feel naked without it.

 

[HA556]

"Why Carry?"

Because no matter how much weight I put on as I age, I'm still not bullet resistant!

 

[Xrperry]

I carry a gun because of my inadequate genitalia.
There.
I said it.
I will readily admit that my dong is wholly inadequate to the task of self defense, so I need a gun.

Me too, except. I had an accident and shot 6 inches off, leaving me with only 4 left lol

 

[HA556]

Me too, except. I had an accident and shot 6 inches off, leaving me with only 4 left lol

Yeah well, mine identifies as a telephone pole!

Beat that one @Stomper!

 

[Stomper]

Yeah well, mine identifies as a telephone pole!

Beat that one @Stomper!

Challenge accepted:

I can stand flat-footed and pi$$ over a dump truck, I have enough hair on my arse to weave TWELVE Indian blankets, and I need to carry a portable blood transfuser to replace the loss in volume in case I suddenly reach a turgid state.

 

[HA556]

You win!!

 

[Ura-Ki]

I seen @Stomper Do it, no joke, cleared that Dumptruck by a full 3 feet!

 

[Andy54Hawken]

Well Its against the law in 5 states for me to wear shorts there.....
Andy

 

[Ura-Ki]

Is it Cold in Here Andy?

 

[Stomper]

Well Its against the law in 5 states for me to wear shorts there.....
Andy

Please dear Lord..... don't be having Andy tellin' us he has front-back-bootie!!

 

[TC64]

And I suppose someone's carrying an AR-15 (always rigid 15") ????

 

[HA556]

Man this thread sure got right angled!

 

[Andy54Hawken]

Is it Cold in Here Andy?

Please dear Lord..... don't be having Andy tellin' us he has front-back-bootie!!

I was referring to my muscular , yet hairy and very white legs....
Just what were you guys thinking of... ?.
Andy

 

[Stomper]

I was referring to my muscular , yet hairy and very white legs....
Just what were you guys thinking of... ?.
Andy

Something along these lines.....

 

[nammac]

and I need to carry a portable blood transfuser to replace the loss in volume in case I suddenly reach a turgid state.

Well, it is true, God gave man two heads and only enough blood for one!!!

 

[Stomper]

Well, it is true, God gave man two heads and only enough blood for one!!!

Sure makes it hard to THINK!!

 

[11Charlie]

I'm not reading four pages of crap when the answer is

"BECAUSE I CAN!!!!"