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I poop in the woods often enough... I like ferns. Couple fern leaves usually gets it done. A good patch of moss likewise does a good job. Broad maple leaves are a tad itchy. In a pinch a bark covered stick...
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Find a creek, clean your cheeks.
I have 500 toilet paper coins that I will use in an emergency. Got several big packages of toilet paper but depending on my situation the toilet paper coins weight a lot less than real TP.
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Bleach can be harsh after a while. I would also keep some diaper rash ointment as well. Boudreaux's Butt Paste (bikers friend) solves a lot of problems. All my kids had happy butts going thru the diaper stage. I'd trust it with mine.
here's a thought:
"About four billion people in the world do not use toilet paper (that's nearly 75 percent of the world's population) because it's too expensive and they do not have sufficient plumbing.Aug 3, 2016
Yowzer!!!!6. The first "splinter free" toilet paper toilet wasn't manufactured until 1935 (ouch!)
I have a hard enough time getting splinters out of my hand...I can't imagine trying to get one out of the O-ring
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And that's why Arabs don't eat with the hand they wipe with, and they use a water pot to clean up, according to this guy they are really anal about clean bungholes: A Muslim's Guide to Anal Hygiene
And that's why millions of people around the world hug instead of shaking hands.
With toilet paperWhile the rest of the world was combining religion and a@@ wiping, we were busy putting a man on the moon. FTW.
They are pretty smooth...gotta be easier on the chute than the 3 seashells.I've never heard of using river rock in all my life.
It's funny, at the same time interesting.
Reminds me of back in like 2007, musician Sheryl Crow and her brother were at a global warming rally, insisting on people only using one square of toilet paper and two or three squares for pesky situations LOLI am so glad I don't watch the news media any longer.
I can see people having long sleepless nights worrying about running out of tp paper.
I can envision families gathered around the tv dividing the
tp paper equally between family members. One square at a time.
A child misbehaves........take his tp paper from him.
People will use it for Monopoly money.
You will be required to use both sides..............and the edges.
The future looks a bit worrisome.
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Well, I've been thinking about this one a lot. How much should you store? If at all. Can you dig a latrine where you are? Is it feasible to do so? How will you deal with doodoo when water doesn't flow to the toilet to flush?
It's ok if the responses are a little stinky in nature.
bubblegum happens.
The Romans managed to conquer all of the western civilized world, without toilet paper.
I don't think our society is the same. Hell I'd admit, life without TP would suck. We are raised on it, it is something we never learned an alternative to.Is toilet paper really a necessity of life, though? After all, how long did mankind exist, before toilet paper was invented?
The Romans managed to conquer all of the western civilized world, without toilet paper.
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Yea, but they were real pains in the azzes...Is toilet paper really a necessity of life, though? After all, how long did mankind exist, before toilet paper was invented?
The Romans managed to conquer all of the western civilized world, without toilet paper.
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