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I keep a razor sharp machete between the mattresses, handle out. A .45 auto 2 feet away from the bed in a secret trapdoor. A 12 ga. Rem 870 tactical under the bed and an extra 9mm under the night stand in a quick draw holster. I also keep 3 high powered lights handy (1000+ lumen) capable of blinding anything. I'm proficient with all my weapons and I'm a light sleeper so if my dog doesn't do the job I can assist.
Well that is weak sauce. I have motion activated machine guns and grenade launches and 2 AKs hovering over my bed on strings for quick access. Oh and I have 4 Samurai swords stuck into the mattress so I can pull them out easily.
Other than that just a few drones with full auto .22s.....would be higher caliber but ya know. Drones shoot true...I think.
Oh and I keep a Leatherman in my PJs.
That right there is how a man rolls.