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AK? Pshhhht...
AR? wah-wah waaahh
flamethrower. Heck yes. Ever see a flaming elk start a forest fire? Ever see a crowd of people... demanding you pay them the money you owe them... back away and then be engulfed in a transluscent orange, yellow, and red cloud?
They date way back, to the Byzantine, and have seen action in every single major conflict since. No brass, no jams, you can build one from supplies you find at Lowes, Home Depot, a farm, shop, or garage.
I can just see it, kicking the AR's and AK's out of the charred hands of the fallen, a bottle of barbeque sauce in your back pocket, a welding mask perched on top of your head... awesome.
I'm glad I could clear this up.
That is the funniest thing I have read all day! Thanks!!
The only three problems with a flame thrower are:
1. You have about 2 to 3 minutes of actual flame.
2. You need alot of petroleum.
3. An old timer pissed off because you are burning down his timber and his sheep look like flaming cotton balls on four legs will light your b^tt on fire and send you off into the atmosphere like a bottle rocket on steroids when he shoots your backside with his .30-06 from 500 yards away.
Other than that, I hope you are on my side.
SF-