Reasons to own a buncha guns

[jonnysportr]

#40. Because the more you have, the less chance of wearing them out you have.

 

[rtg]

41. The government.

 

[FarmerTed1971]

To piss off the wife?

 

[nwo]

To piss off the wife?

THAT should be the NUMBER ONE REASON RIGHT THERE!!!!!

 

[DOA]

The chances of winning the lottery at a dollar per ticket vs owning a future "banned" weapon, that will multiply by "X"*amount, and turn my "gun nut" status into a "smart & wealthy investor/affectionado". Is an infinitely greater and wiser reason that I NEED to own a bunch of guns.*

 

[Madwulf]

Because politicians will only listen to you through your having two boxes... The Ballet Box and the Ammo Box.

 

[teflon6string]

Someone at work GAVE me an empty holster.

 

[mjbskwim]

Someone at work GAVE me an empty holster.

 

[deen_ad]

To piss off the wife?

hates guns so ...........

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[Medic!]

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[nick425]

I don't want to be loaded an a cattle car and sent off to Dachau. I went to see it when I lived in Germany. You can still smell the burnt bodies in the brick ovens. There is also a stone wall with a grove worn into it from machine gun fire. They lined people up and slaughtered them.
One man with a Luger pistol controlled hundreds. And what could they do? They gave up all ,when they gave up there guns.
I hope this wont be the death of me or mine!

Owning a piece of history is why I love guns. It helps me learn and remember things that should never have been forgotten.

Man, if only they could talk.

Very nice.

 

[PinkhamR]

Because the average family gun ownership in Texas is 8, and I want to help my neighborhood (in Oklahoma) to keep up ....

 

[slingshot1943]

So many guns so little time.

 

[A2theK]

Guns can be insured - cash cannot

 

[MA Duce]

Reason?? REASON??? I need a reason???? :gun21:

 

[VW_Factor]

To piss off the wife?

THAT should be the NUMBER ONE REASON RIGHT THERE!!!!!

My wife usually ends up with a new gun before I do.

 

[Izzy]

I "NEED" THEM!!!

 

[tlfreek]

43. Because after your girl friend watches the movie "The Road" and discovers that people post Apocalypse are cannibals looks at you and says, "we need more guns."

yea - a funny story, but a story that could very well come true.

 

[gehrheart]

My wife usually ends up with a new gun before I do.

HA HA,

Oh wait, yea I have been well informed the next gun we buy is hers.

 

[glockguy]

NOOO Every gun u buy is for the Wife.... it goes better that way.