Hypothetical: A Solid Metal Asteroid 25% The Size Of Earth Will Hit The Moon Then Earth In Three Days....

[GWS]

I'll send a bunch of homeless into space where they'll scavenge all the metal from the asteroid, turning it into meth money and homeless camp decorations.

You're welcome

 

[mrblond]

I'll have a Coke.

 

[TTSX]

Furiously masturbate in public. A lot.

 

[Caveman Jim]

Nope, not what I was thinking of with my comment. I was referring to the punchline of a joke told on the Boondock Saints movie.

 

[albin25]

I'm sure as HE11 not going to Disneyland!

 

[cigars]

Why not just imagine hypothetical giant foot coming down and smashing the earth? Makes about as much sense.

 

[LDmax]

Hear me out.

I'd find a light pressurized airplane, stock it up with as much fuel and oxygen as possible, and fly around as high as I can.

That way, when the asteroid hits, it'll knock the Earth out from under me and I'll become an astronaut.

 

[P7M13]

Carry on as usual.

 

[Stomper]

The flat tards on youtube claim the moon be just a light floating across the firmament, so that asteroid thing can't be real. That being said, The Book of Enoch does in fact describe a flat earth and the related path of the sun and moon as they pass through the heavenly gates. I'm sure everyone wanted to know this…lol

Q: Why did the prophet open the door?

A: Enoched

 

[Paolung]

You can come shoot at my newly completed range while the m00n explodes…lol
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Hey congrats, looks like a fun time!

 

[ATCclears]

@arakboss watch the Australian movie These Final Hours.

 

[DunRanull]

I'll have a Coke.

COKE sounds like just the ticket!

 

[DunRanull]

I've got a little bourbon collection. A real shame to let it go to waste. Out here, I doubt I'll have to deal with too many looters. Sit on the porch and enjoy the show with the family.

Butbutbut... dealing with looters would be part of the fun, no?

 

[2Wheels4Ever]

Butbutbut... dealing with looters would be part of the fun, no?

 

[OldBroad44]

Carry on as usual.

That reminds me of a story about Akiva, the famous Jewish sage and philosopher, born about 50 CE. Akiva was a farmer. In the story, someone asks Akiva what he would do if one day he was working on his farm, say, repairing a fence, and a neighbor runs up and tells him the Messiah has come. Akiva says, "I would finish repairing the fence. Then I would go to greet my Lord."

There's a famous Taoist story also relevant. The Sage asks a man, "What if you were walking in the city, and a man runs up and tells you there's a tiger in the city. Would you believe him?"

"Just one man?"

"Just one man."

"No. I wouldn't believe it if just one man said there was a Tiger in the city."

"What about two men?"

"Just two men?"

"Just two men."

"No. I wouldn't believe it if just two men said it."

"What about if three men told you there's a tiger in the city?"

"If three men said it I'd believe it."

"That's interesting," said the sage. "Because there's still no tiger in the city."

 

[Tony617]

Everyone knows the moon is made of cheese, so I'd spend those three days stocking up on crackers, fancy honey-mustard, and cold-cuts!

 

[Colt Carbine]

 

[oregonferret]

What is the point of this conversation??
Too much weed and time on your hands?

 

[Colt Carbine]

11th

 

[3MTA3]

What is the point of this conversation??
Too much weed and time on your hands?

Any more time on @arakboss 's hands and he probably would have been replying to threads he didn't see a need for instead.