Coming Soon: Assault Rock Ban

Discussion in 'Legal & Political Archive' started by rufus, Dec 31, 2011.

  1. rufus

    rufus
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    California legislators are going to be all over this, as soon as they get back from vacation that is. Something must be done! Think of the children for cry'n out loud. :laugh:

    Robbers with rock hold up Sacramento ice cream truck

     
  2. Jamie6.5

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    Quick! Somebody call brady.org and the National Institute of Health!!
    There is an epidemic of rock assaults growing in Kalifornia!
    Something MUST be done, before it goes national!
    :rofl1:
     
  3. oasis618

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    I think the funny part is that the ice cream guy actually allowed himself to be robbed by a guy with a large rock.
     
  4. Jamie6.5

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    The disarmed-by-the-state know when they are "outrocked."
     
  5. rufus

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    Gimme all your rocky-road!
     
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  6. Mark W.

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    Wait until someone uses a whole hand full of sharp gravel as a weapon. Then things will turn nasty.
     
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  7. oasis618

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    He pulled a rock and roll.
     
  8. Both Eyes Open

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    So the perps, you could say, were stoners! lol!!!
     
  9. Cougfan2

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    Come now, they're only for reasonable rock control. They will only want to ban assault rocks. You know, the one's with the gravel thing that goes up.
     
  10. oasis618

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    At least in California the bad guys can only have 10 rocks at a time. Just think of the crimes that could be commited with high capacity rocks.
     
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  11. Jamie6.5

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    No they were "rockers." Not to be confused with Aerosmith, Van Halen, etc.

    Stoners are the ones in Islamic countries.
     
  12. HappyRoman

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    C A R E F U L All you telling bad things here.. Remember, " People in Glass houses should not throw Stones."
     
  13. BroncoFan

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    Boy the Anti-Gunners and Kalifornia Legislature are really gonna be stuck between a rock and a hard place. Of course they will need to address rock control and we'll all be in danger of losing rights we take for granite. :laugh:
     
  14. doubletap007

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    they really need to do background checks before you can have rock delivered.
    they will need "concrete"evidence to put these stoners away.
     
  15. mkwerx

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    The ice cream guy needed a larger caliber rock.

    Next thing you know, you'll see robbers using high capacity rocks, rock armor, and they'll be creating illegal short-barreled rocks, sawed off rocks, and assault rocks. Maybe even fully automatic rocks. Then Eric Holder and his cronies will be smuggling these rocks to Mexico, so they can blame US rock dealers for supplying rocks to the Mexican outlaws.

    Think of the children!
     
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  16. SheepDog223

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    It's the black rocks that look the most dangerous. The lime stone, sand stone and aggates are used for hunting only.
     
  17. DMax

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    Does this mean we all have to sell our Pet Rocks???
     
  18. Kevatc

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    Love all the responses!!!! LOL!!!!!!!!!
     
  19. Jamie6.5

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    Not as long as they are licensed, and you keep them leashed!!
     
  20. DoubleTapDrew

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    [Bill Ruger]No honest man needs an assault rock. Sporting rocks that weigh no more than 1lb are plenty.[/Bill Ruger]
     

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