Carrying a gun means I have a small…..

[mjbskwim]

Heck one of the most famous gun writers ,Massad Ayoob,went to a store to get milk.....just get milk... and had to go against 2 shotgun wielding thugs with just his 5 shot 38.
And that was in the 70's? I believe
So it hasn't changed much

 

[Babyshark]

Heck one of the most famous gun writers ,Massad Ayoob,went to a store to get milk.....just get milk... and had to go against 2 shotgun wielding thugs with just his 5 shot 38.
And that was in the 70's? I believe
So it hasn't changed much

what?! link me the story to this!

 

[mjbskwim]

Ancient story in a gun rag back in the 80's, good luck.
He never left home without his sig again

 

[Capn Jack]

Yeah, well my jumper cables are longer than yours. So there!

HAH !! I carry two pair in case I end up short..

 

[SOrez]

Maybe there is a peep hole in the men's rest room at that store.

 

[Stomper]

Maybe there is a peep hole in the men's rest room at that store.

 

[Diamondback]

"I don't know, your mother seemed MORE than satisfied..." *evil cackle*

 

[Stomper]

"I don't know, your mother seemed MORE than satisfied..." *evil cackle*

Your mom goes to college.

 

[Diamondback]

Stomper, it seemed like a simple, classic response for those who insist on sinking to juvenile humor like the OP described.

Don't knock college, not all of 'em are so bad, and not every prof or student is a festering Marxist pustule on the external sphincter ani of society...

Or maybe a "well if you have such a huge Johnson, what are you going to do if someone tries to roll YOU, beat 'em into submission with Mr. Happy?"

 

[orygun]

Mr. Happy!?!?! That's a great name for my 1911!

 

[Diamondback]

O.O

 

[Stomper]

Stomper, it seemed like a simple, classic response for those who insist on sinking to juvenile humor like the OP described.

Don't knock college, not all of 'em are so bad, and not every prof or student is a festering Marxist pustule on the external sphincter ani of society...

Or maybe a "well if you have such a huge Johnson, what are you going to do if someone tries to roll YOU, beat 'em into submission with Mr. Happy?"

LOL... that was a line from Napoleon Dynamite.

As for beating someone with "Mr. Happy"... Naw, all I have to do is turn around really fast, "it" knocks people over like bowling pins within a 10' radius.

 

[mjbskwim]

OK OK can we move the last half of this to say of topic?
Y'all are way too involved with this MR happy thread...........yet I come back to see the bathroom humor

 

[Black Dog]

BIG DEAL, I have 3 sets of jumper cables. SO THERE

 

[Stomper]

OK OK can we move the last half of this to say of topic?
Y'all are way too involved with this MR happy thread...........yet I come back to see the bathroom humor

It's like a car wreck, you've seen a hundred of them, yet you still tap the brakes to have a gander.

 

[Diamondback]

In my experience there are two kinds of people re bathroom humor... those who publicly laugh at it, and those who publicly excoriate it, privately laugh at it and then feel they need to rail ever harder against it to expiate their own guilty pleasure.

 

[Stomper]

You mean the latter are progressives?

 

[Diamondback]

Or the "Eleventh Commandment is THOU SHALT HAVE NO FUN" breed of Puritan...

 

[mkwerx]

It's like a car wreck, you've seen a hundred of them, yet you still tap the brakes to have a gander.

Ya, but that's only because I see potential dollar signs...

 

[GuyBMeredith]

And what of women who carry guns? For that type I note that the commentator is the one who sees it as a sexual issue and is projecting their own problems.

Or I link them to this or a similar video since they are usually assuming all who carry guns are men...