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I walked into a telephone pole head on, along Venice Beach one time. I was looking at a woman on rollerblades. I was sure I was in love right up until I hit the telephone pole.
I also wasn't paying attention walking through a birthing area on a ship one time, my buddy said something behind me and I turned around to look, but kept walking, turned back just in time to walk right into the top of the bulkhead hatch. Knocked myself right out.
That's why they call them headknockers and kneeknockers.
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