Why guns are preferred over women

[Andy]

#10. You can trade an old 44 for a new 22.
#9. You can keep one gun at home and have another for when you're on the road.
#8. If you admire a friend's gun and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out a few times.
#7. Your primary gun doesn't mind if you keep another gun for a backup.
#6. Your gun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo.
#5. A gun doesn't take up a lot of closet space..
#4. Guns function normally every day of the month.
#3. A gun doesn't ask , "Do these new grips make me look fat?"
#2. A gun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it.

And the number one reason a gun is favored over a woman....
#1. YOU CAN BUY A SILENCER FOR A GUN !!


Okay ladies, now it's your turn. Got a list to counter this one?

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[TonsOfOregonBrass]

 

[willseeker]

No Honey, really...you're the only one!...really!

 

[Gunner3456]

Funny!

 

[Cougfan2]

I'm trying to decide just how much trouble I would be in if I sent that to my wife.

 

[willseeker]

I'm trying to decide just how much trouble I would be in if I sent that to my wife.

Me too! but who cares...we can all just go to Trlsmn's house for Xmas dinner...I'm sure he's concocting something mighty tasty!

 

[Gunner3456]

I'm trying to decide just how much trouble I would be in if I sent that to my wife.

Lots.

 

[Starship]

Hmmmm, lets see, send to wife - sleep on couch (assuming I'm sleeping in the house).

Let me think about it and get back to ya...

 

[ron22250]

......And don't forget the frying pan alongside your head !

 

[Bajablast]

#10. You can trade an old 44 for a new 22.
#9. You can keep one gun at home and have another for when you're on the road.
#8. If you admire a friend's gun and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out a few times.
#7. Your primary gun doesn't mind if you keep another gun for a backup.
#6. Your gun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo.
#5. A gun doesn't take up a lot of closet space..
#4. Guns function normally every day of the month.
#3. A gun doesn't ask , "Do these new grips make me look fat?"
#2. A gun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it.

And the number one reason a gun is favored over a woman....
#1. YOU CAN BUY A SILENCER FOR A GUN !!

My wife really liked #4, and thought the rest were funny. HMMMMMMM, I wonder if I still get to sleep in the bedroom tonight..................

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[theflyguy]

That is awesome....

 

[finch6013]

very funny

 

[Spray-n-pray]

I just read them out loud to my wife. She didn't think they were as funny as I did, but she wasn't really irritated by them either. I think they are freakin' hilarious (and true).

 

[Stomper]

My wife will NEVER see this thread....

 

[snowdriver]

My wife will NEVER see this thread....

i am with this guy,she will never see this,,funniest thing i have heard in a while

 

[Just Jim]

"#10. You can trade an old 44 for a new 22."

Why trade in an old 44 that has worked for years for a new model that may not work at all?

jj LOL LOL

 

[Zeek56elk]

why couldn't you trade the 44 for two 22 ?

 

[deadeye]

why couldn't you trade the 44 for two 22 ?

Because two 22's would be too much fun for some of us to handle at once,
we might end up in the ER.

 

[Stomper]

I'll stick with the "old" 44... new 22's can be too fussy about what goes into their chamber, and they're higher maintenance as they're more prone to getting jammed.

 

[d1esel]

I'll stick with the "old" 44... new 22's can be too fussy about what goes into their chamber, and they're higher maintenance as they're more prone to getting jammed.

Now that's punny!

But I have to agree, I would rather shoot my old gun then not shoot at all.