Why guns are preferred over women

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  1. Andy

    Andy
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    #10. You can trade an old 44 for a new 22.
    #9. You can keep one gun at home and have another for when you're on the road.
    #8. If you admire a friend's gun and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out a few times.
    #7. Your primary gun doesn't mind if you keep another gun for a backup.
    #6. Your gun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo.
    #5. A gun doesn't take up a lot of closet space..
    #4. Guns function normally every day of the month.
    #3. A gun doesn't ask , "Do these new grips make me look fat?"
    #2. A gun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it.

    And the number one reason a gun is favored over a woman....
    #1. YOU CAN BUY A SILENCER FOR A GUN !!


    Okay ladies, now it's your turn. Got a list to counter this one? :D
     
  2. TonsOfOregonBrass

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    :laugh::laugh:
     
  3. willseeker

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    :funnypoint:













    No Honey, really...you're the only one!...really!:laugh:
     
  4. Gunner3456

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    Funny!
     
  5. Cougfan2

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    I'm trying to decide just how much trouble I would be in if I sent that to my wife. :laugh:
     
  6. willseeker

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    Me too! but who cares...we can all just go to Trlsmn's house for Xmas dinner...I'm sure he's concocting something mighty tasty!:D
     
  7. Gunner3456

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    Lots. :D
     
  8. Starship

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    Hmmmm, lets see, send to wife - sleep on couch (assuming I'm sleeping in the house).

    Let me think about it and get back to ya... :)
     
  9. ron22250

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    ......And don't forget the frying pan alongside your head !
     
  10. Bajablast

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    My wife really liked #4, and thought the rest were funny. HMMMMMMM, I wonder if I still get to sleep in the bedroom tonight..................

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    If you find yourself in a fair fight, your tactics suck.
     
  11. theflyguy

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    That is awesome....
     
  12. finch6013

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    very funny
     
  13. Spray-n-pray

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    I just read them out loud to my wife. She didn't think they were as funny as I did, but she wasn't really irritated by them either. I think they are freakin' hilarious (and true). :paranoid:
     
  14. Stomper

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    My wife will NEVER see this thread.... :paranoid:




    :D
     
  15. snowdriver

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    i am with this guy,she will never see this,,funniest thing i have heard in a while:laugh::bluelaugh::laugh::bluelaugh::thumbup:
     
  16. Just Jim

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    "#10. You can trade an old 44 for a new 22."

    Why trade in an old 44 that has worked for years for a new model that may not work at all?

    jj LOL LOL
     
  17. Zeek56elk

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    why couldn't you trade the 44 for two 22 ?
     
  18. deadeye

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    Because two 22's would be too much fun for some of us to handle at once,
    we might end up in the ER.
     
  19. Stomper

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    I'll stick with the "old" 44... new 22's can be too fussy about what goes into their chamber, and they're higher maintenance as they're more prone to getting jammed. :D
     
  20. d1esel

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    Now that's punny!

    But I have to agree, I would rather shoot my old gun then not shoot at all.:p
     

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