#10. You can trade an old 44 for a new 22. #9. You can keep one gun at home and have another for when you're on the road. #8. If you admire a friend's gun and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out a few times. #7. Your primary gun doesn't mind if you keep another gun for a backup. #6. Your gun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo. #5. A gun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.. #4. Guns function normally every day of the month. #3. A gun doesn't ask , "Do these new grips make me look fat?" #2. A gun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it. And the number one reason a gun is favored over a woman.... #1. YOU CAN BUY A SILENCER FOR A GUN !! Okay ladies, now it's your turn. Got a list to counter this one?
Me too! but who cares...we can all just go to Trlsmn's house for Xmas dinner...I'm sure he's concocting something mighty tasty!
Hmmmm, lets see, send to wife - sleep on couch (assuming I'm sleeping in the house). Let me think about it and get back to ya...
My wife really liked #4, and thought the rest were funny. HMMMMMMM, I wonder if I still get to sleep in the bedroom tonight.................. ------------------------------------------------------------------------- If you find yourself in a fair fight, your tactics suck.
I just read them out loud to my wife. She didn't think they were as funny as I did, but she wasn't really irritated by them either. I think they are freakin' hilarious (and true). aranoid:
i am with this guy,she will never see this,,funniest thing i have heard in a while:laugh::bluelaugh::laugh::bluelaugh::thumbup:
"#10. You can trade an old 44 for a new 22." Why trade in an old 44 that has worked for years for a new model that may not work at all? jj LOL LOL
I'll stick with the "old" 44... new 22's can be too fussy about what goes into their chamber, and they're higher maintenance as they're more prone to getting jammed.
