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I agree.His concealed should have stayed concealed.
Me, too. Always glad for a good outcome.I'm just glad nobody got hurt here.
But little Johnny has to be the cool kid in the group... Look what I got!!!!!Concealed firearms should never be used as show and tell
This action would also get you invited to less parties, so that's kind of a bonus...
Nope, weapons are to stay concealed at any party I may attend, which means every one is armed, so no need to show unless some one has a new piece or holster and if any of that takes place its done away from others and quietly and every safety precaution is strictly adhered to!
True...but it would kill my punch line...Uhhhh, wouldn't shoving in his face be likely to get one arrested???
True...but it would kill my punch line...
Didn't get swept so... goodat a house warming / birthday party. One of my wife's co-workers home. Just under 7 acres, feels like a farm/ranch. Horses, chickens, ducks, dogs, creek.
Talking in the kitchen enjoying an hard-cider, talking about guns and shooting as you do. One of the guests ask if I shoot, after my affirmative, lifts shirt to reveal he is carrying. OK so far, pulls his S&W SD9 ... sweeps the room ... removes the mag, sweeps me, again ... removes the loaded round.
I politely stopped talking with him.
My wife saw the pistol come up and she backed up as far as she could. Gave our host a WTF look, got a "so sorry" mouthed back.
That was my Sunday afternoon.
How you all do?
Thinking of the last cocktail party we were at. Gonzo, though, alas, not nearly as fun, or surreal, as the last one. (There is always another time.) The purpose of such gatherings in Eugene is unique and specific, but will leave it at that. Beyond that, it is pretty wild cross-section of humanity: all socioeconomic positions, ethnicities, and age brackets. Appearances ranged from disheveled and multicolored hair to business casual, cutting edge to conservative, to giggle-inducing. We went with the gent in a tweed suit, pomaded hair, and a certain lapel pin (alas, the ascot idea was thoroughly torpedoed by my delightful consort, for at least the second time, though I got away with it on a trip of my own to the coast); while the aforementioned Seniōra rocked what could be described as Salsa dancer with matching belly-ring and hair-stick.
In a sort of, for lack of better way to put it, Hunter Thompson-esque style, G&T in hand, wending my way through the chaos, trying to ignore the crappy, blasting techno music, I encountered various individuals, including: a friendly Arab dude with a train-wreck of a wife, two Millennial chicks I'm pretty sure had the IQ of sea-slug on a good day, a young and cute button-downed interracial couple, an Amazon who scowled at me for unknown reasons for the second time at such a gathering, a blotto fellow wearing a dorky sports jersey who high-fived me (to quote Seinfeld, "slapping hands is the lowest form of male primate ritual"), a guy with a jacket lit up with Christmas lights, and yet another Amazon who kind of stalked me online and showed up unexpectedly. I finally came upon "friendlies" in the form a sod farmer and one of his two wives. While the females chatted, I tried to think of what a scarred-up, but relatively (possibly charitably) sane computer / computational science type would have in common with a polygamist, grass-growing, tattooed and tongue-ringed chap. Turned out it was guns. Works for me! And I've long ago learned how to embrace the surreal.
Yous guys need to come north a little ways, we do up a much more betterer party here!
Theres usually a few drunken Cossacks, a monstrously YUGE Scottsman with the deepest red and flowing beard you ever saw, and a waif of a wife who has him wrapped around her pinky finger, assorted eastern Europeans, and a few Northmen from across the Baltic! There is much laughter, singing and dancing, and no one drives home after ward! The morning after is almost as epic with hung over corpses strewn about! My kind of fun!
Jack's got a burrito?? I'm gone.I just ate a burrito from Jack in the Box. Almost as dangerous.
It gets the fleas off the dogs too.Roll the windows up, crank the heat and hot box someone in the passenger seat
Jack's got a burrito?? I'm gone.
It gets the fleas off the dogs too.