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I'd start digging up hideous injury pix from the web, but the mods always jump me when I go all " faces of death " on some random thread.
It's a family friendly thing, or something .
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I'd start digging up hideous injury pix from the web, but the mods always jump me when I go all " faces of death " on some random thread.
It's a family friendly thing, or something .
Nothing quite like that! That'd make me want to gnaw my arm off to get away!Good gawd ! some of you sound like baptist ministers on a Sunday.
How many of us have no doubt 'awakened' to something like this (or multiples thereof) on a Saturday or Sunday morning?
No, no Creepy Joe!View attachment 1027965
I think that last line about "firm ,small children " is for parents, not strangers.
No, it's to stay out of the way of people who are going somewhere. The ones on the right.View attachment 1027967
This seems to imply that liberals are the only ones welcome on the escalator.
She is not THAT abominable.Nothing quite like that!
This is super mean, but typically the lack of white dope makes girls like that balloon up almost instantly.Oh, a couple months sobriety, cleaned up, hair & makeup done and the right cloths and she might not be too bad.
Can you please translate this statement into something understandable?Freshman 15 ain't got nuthin on kicking your habits.
Freshman 15 is the (average) 15 lbs that girls gain in the first couple months at college.Can you please translate this statement into something understandable?
Translation: "I'm not skilled with matches but I sure can pour on the gasoline!"I'm thankful for the instigators around here, because I MUCH prefer to escalate things….
Wrong species. Crocishaet Mississippenis.So is freeze-dried Alligatoridae Mississippiensis.
(insta-gator)
Yeah, I'd hit that.
You know she's straight fire when she's rollin on that Molly.Yeah, I'd hit that.
Hey, I've awoken to worse...
You kids and your slang. It's entertaining to us curmudgeonly folk...You know she's straight fire when she's rollin on that Molly.
I'm 49 in a monthYou kids and your slang. It's entertaining to us curmudgeonly folk...
You need a little toweling off behind yer ears, sonny...I'm 49 in a month