Naked woman drove golf cart through armed standoff in Florida, deputy says

[Flopsweat]

I'm 49 in a month

You need a little toweling off behind yer ears, sonny...

Probably still got most of his hair and only pisses twice a day.

 

[JohnnyMac]

Not to stray, but this is the guy they were trying to arrest at the time.

18-year-old Myles Abbott who was armed, fled the scene but discharged his weapon and hit himself in the right thigh.

The sheriff's office statement said: 'After nearly 6 hours, specialized equipment and bean bag rounds were used to force Abbott off the roof.

'Deputies from the SWAT Team took Abbott into custody and he was transported to a local hospital for treatment of his self-inflicted gunshot wound.

'Deputies recovered the firearm and later determined it to be stolen.'

Good thing we have laws that prevent underage citizens from obtaining firearms illegally.

 

[sobo]

Probably still got most of his hair and only pisses twice a day.

I wish I could piss twice a day...

 

[Flopsweat]

I wish I could piss twice a day...

Three old men are sitting around discussing getting old.

The first one says "I keep fit and I still piss twice a day - once in the morning and once before bed."

The second one says "I have coffee and my morning constitutional at 8:00 every morning like clockwork."

The third one says "Gentlemen, I have a good, long relaxing pee at 7:30 every morning. I almost always have a good healthy dump at 8:30. Now if I could just get out of bed before 10:00..."

 

[sobo]

So today I had yet another appointment with my pain management doc as a result of last December's botched knee operation.
She prescribes me a fair bit of hydrocodone, and (apparently???) I need to get tested to make sure I'm not OD'ing on the stuff.
I have to pee in a cup for her every few months, and today was the day.
So about three hours before my appointment, I ate easily over half of a quart jar of pickled asparagus. I can't help myself, I love that stuff...
I can only imagine the face of the lab girl when she opens that little cup full of sobo brine...

 

[Knobgoblin]

So today I had yet another appointment with my pain management doc as a result of last December's botched knee operation.
She prescribes me a fair bit of hydrocodone, and (apparently???) I need to get tested to make sure I'm not OD'ing on the stuff.
So, I have to pee in a cup for her every few months, and today was the day.
About three hours before my appointment, I ate easily over half of a quart jar of pickled asparagus. I can't help myself, I love that stuff...
I can only imagine the face of the lab girl when she opens that little cup full of sobo brine...

That gets you the death penalty in Sumatra.

 

[GripItAndRipIt]

Naked woman drove golf cart through armed standoff in Florida, deputy says

The woman, whom Pinellas County deputies said exhibited the “distinct odor” of alcohol, was completely naked and has been charged with resisting an officer without violence.

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This is a David Lynch short film. But, Florida...

I wonder if it was our gal from Portland???

 

[Flopsweat]

So today I had yet another appointment with my pain management doc as a result of last December's botched knee operation.
She prescribes me a fair bit of hydrocodone, and (apparently???) I need to get tested to make sure I'm not OD'ing on the stuff.
I have to pee in a cup for her every few months, and today was the day.
So about three hours before my appointment, I ate easily over half of a quart jar of pickled asparagus. I can't help myself, I love that stuff...
I can only imagine the face of the lab girl when she opens that little cup full of sobo brine...

Don't wanna know how you prep for a stool sample.

 

[sobo]

Don't wanna know how you prep for a stool sample.

Crab cakes, broccoli, and Burger King onion rings. Doesn't everybody?

 

[Bat-S-Crazy]

Im always in the wrong place...LOL

 

[Flopsweat]

Crab cakes, broccoli, and Burger King onion rings. Doesn't everybody?

No Stout though, that's a bridge too far.

 

[sobo]

No Stout though, that's a bridge too far.

Oh, crap! Thanks for the reminder!

 

[Flopsweat]

Oh, crap! Thanks for the reminder!

Crap indeed.

 

[sobo]

Indeed...

 

[arakboss]

She's a golfer eh, I would let her use my driver and my balls but I don't putt around much and usually only play a couple of holes.

 

[Flopsweat]

Not even going to try to top that.

 

[Stomper]

I'm 49 in a month

You need a little toweling off behind yer ears, sonny...

I've got poop in a jar up on my closet shelf older than he is!











Not really….. YUCK!!

 

[308]

Not to stray, but this is the guy they were trying to arrest at the time.

18-year-old Myles Abbott who was armed, fled the scene but discharged his weapon and hit himself in the right thigh.

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There's a quote from Blazing Saddles in there somewhere

 

[nammac]

Crab cakes, broccoli, and Burger King onion rings. Doesn't everybody?

You forgot eggs, and lots of 'em!

 

[sobo]

You forgot eggs, and lots of 'em!

Much better than eggs is a nice, juicy pork roast.
So much porcine protein packed in there, it'll knock out a buzzard...