Naked woman drove golf cart through armed standoff in Florida, deputy says

[P7M13]

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Looks like Lady GaGa au naturel

 

[Stomper]

Looks like Lady GaGa au naturel

I was thinking more along the lines of an escaped Picasso project.

 

[Xaevian]

Eh, she probably saw all the strobing lights from the cop cars and thought it was a kicking rave.

 

[Xaevian]

Looks like Lady GaGa au naturel

That poker face, sheesh.

 

[po18guy]

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I'd say there's a meth to her madness.

 

[Knobgoblin]

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Pinkeye is highly contagious.

 

[titsonritz]

Naked woman drove golf cart through armed standoff in Florida, deputy says

The woman, whom Pinellas County deputies said exhibited the “distinct odor” of alcohol, was completely naked and has been charged with resisting an officer without violence.

www.wftv.com

I think I found her ex-fiancee...
https://www.fox5atlanta.com/news/man-dies-after-having-sex-using-epoxy-adhesive-instead-of-a-condom

 

[nwslopoke]

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Crisis actor. Shows up everywhere.

 

[DivCurlGrad72]

Lol, general firearm discussion.

@arakboss wins again as the first OP on this (off) topic:

The Naked Truth Is Armed Standoffs, Alcohol and Golf Carts Don't Mix.

https://www.foxnews.com/us/naked-woman-golf-cart-florida-standoff-armed-suspect

www.northwestfirearms.com

 

[Flopsweat]

Looks like Lady GaGa au naturel

I was thinking more along the lines of an escaped Picasso project.

Pretty much the same thing if you've seen her. She could have left off the last "a" and it might have been a better name.

 

[Stomper]

Lol, general firearm discussion.

@arakboss wins again as the first OP on this (off) topic:

The Naked Truth Is Armed Standoffs, Alcohol and Golf Carts Don't Mix.

https://www.foxnews.com/us/naked-woman-golf-cart-florida-standoff-armed-suspect

www.northwestfirearms.com

I'm thankful for the instigators around here, because I MUCH prefer to escalate things….

 

[Flopsweat]

Lol, general firearm discussion.

@arakboss wins again as the first OP on this (off) topic:

The Naked Truth Is Armed Standoffs, Alcohol and Golf Carts Don't Mix.

https://www.foxnews.com/us/naked-woman-golf-cart-florida-standoff-armed-suspect

www.northwestfirearms.com

@Moderators we could use a thread merge here. Cleanup on aisle 3.

 

[Flopsweat]

I'm thankful for the instigators around here, because I MUCH prefer to escalate things….

Instigate, escalate, it's all good.

 

[Stomper]

@Moderators we could use a thread merge here. Cleanup on aisle 3.

Bring a mop, bucket…. and one of them magic erasers for my eyes.

 

[Flopsweat]

Bring a mop, bucket…. and one of them magic erasers for my eyes.

 

[Knobgoblin]

I'm thankful for the instigators around here, because I MUCH prefer to escalate things….

I heard escalators are pretty dangerous.

 

[RVTECH]

Good gawd ! some of you sound like baptist ministers on a Sunday.

How many of us have no doubt 'awakened' to something like this (or multiples thereof) on a Saturday or Sunday morning?

 

[Stomper]

I heard escalators are pretty dangerous.

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We are… we enjoy feeding you through, feet first.

 

[Flopsweat]

I heard escalators are pretty dangerous.

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So is freeze-dried Alligatoridae Mississippiensis.

(insta-gator)

 

[Knobgoblin]

We are… we enjoy feeding you through,
feet first.

I'd start digging up hideous injury pix from the web, but the mods always jump me when I go all " faces of death " on some random thread.

It's a family friendly thing, or something .