Gnome Country for Old Men.

[Stomper]

Agreed. Poor fella's got a father somewhere, but he wooden gnome if he met him.

What do you call an urban gnome that can't even change a flat tire on his car, and enjoy Starbucks and Dutch Brothers coffee?

A metrognome!

 

[Flopsweat]

What do you call an urban gnome that can't even change a flat tire on his car, and enjoy Starbucks and Dutch Brothers coffee?

A metrognome!

Been done twice already in this very thread.


But you have to search for "metro", not "metrognome" to find it.

Holy crap 9 pages now. This is epic. Phegnomenal even.

 

[CRBMoA]

 

[Flopsweat]

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Gooooly!

- Gnomer Pyle

 

[sobo]

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Hey, that looks like... me...

 

[Flopsweat]

Hey, that looks like... me...

Gross.

 

[sobo]

 

[Stomper]

Been done twice already in this very thread.


But you have to search for "metro", not "metrognome" to find it.

Holy crap 9 pages now. This is epic. Phegnomenal even.

I can't be bothered reading everything, math is too hard. Some things are just left best ungnome.

 

[Flopsweat]

I can't be bothered reading everything, math is too hard. Some things are just left best ungnome.

Sorry, I didn't mean to sound iggnomal.

 

[Xaevian]

Gn'doh!
-Gnomer Simpson.

 

[Stomper]

Sorry, I didn't mean to sound iggnomal.

I find your sincerity gnominal, at best!

 

[Flopsweat]

I find your sincerity gnominal, at best!

I just wanted to fit in. Now I feel so all a-gnome.

 

[sobo]

This thread has gone so far off the deep end, I don't gnome what I'm gonna do about it. Does gnomeone have any respect for themselves anymore?

 

[Flopsweat]

This thread has gone so far off the deep end, I don't gnome what I'm gonna do about it. Does gnomeone have any respect for themselves anymore?

No sense pissin' and gnomin' about it.

 

[nammac]

This thread has gone so far off the deep end, I don't gnome what I'm gonna do about it. Does gnomeone have any respect for themselves anymore?

Not gnome more….

 

[Stomper]

Gnome, gnome on the range…. where the dear and the antelope play!

 

[Mikej]

BiMart in Beaverton had plenty of Blazer brass 45 acp on the shelf and some 22lr, but not much else.
However, when I was at the checkout line, I heard something calling my name in a low and eerie voice. "Cigars.... Cigaaaaars...bring me home and let me guard your lawn".
Well, $24. 95 later and I'm on my way home wondering how I will explain this to wife 2.0. Aye, best to ask for forgiveness.

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I had totally forgotten when/how this thread started.
I managed to snag one of these but had to have our gal at BiMart call us when more came in and she hid one for us..

Set up some targets and start singing "Gnome, gnome on the range..."

Gnome, gnome on the range…. where the dear and the antelope play!

Been done already back on post #6. LOL
Just hilarious!

 

[Stomper]

I had totally forgotten when/how this thread started.
I managed to snag one of these but had to have our gal at BiMart call us when more came in and she hid one for us..



Been done already back on post #6. LOL
Just hilarious!

Everybody misses stuff gnometimes…..

 

[41mag]

So how many of you guys feel gnormal?

 

[nammac]

My nam is nammac, and I have a gnome addiction to firearms…