Gnome Country for Old Men.

[Mikej]

G-Damn! The thread that just keeps on Gnoming and Gnoming.

 

[Flopsweat]

G-Damn! The thread that just keeps on Gnoming and Gnoming.

Gnome jokes on a gun forum. The comedy is a Glock.

 

[sobo]

Don't know how I missed this thread...

When I was in AFG, a good buddy stateside sent me a gnome for my CHU (as a joke - garden gnomes were apparently pretty popular 10 years ago).
When I rotated back stateside a coupla years later, I passed the little fella on to Violeta, the assistant camp manager where I was last billetted.
I'm pretty confident that little fella is still guarding someone's door somewhere, even after all military personnel have left KAF...

 

[Flopsweat]

Don't know how I missed this thread...

When I was in AFG, a good buddy stateside sent me a gnome for my CHU (as a joke - garden gnomes were apparently pretty popular 10 years ago).
When I rotated back stateside a coupla years later, I passed the little fella on to Violeta, the assistant camp manager where I was last billetted.
I'm pretty confident that little fella is still guarding someone's door somewhere, even after all military personnel have left KAF...

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He looks a little like Hobo Sobo!

 

[sobo]

He looks a little like Hobo Sobo!

He does, doesn't he!?

 

[Stomper]

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Did…… did you rub that down with baby oil first?

 

[Flopsweat]

Did…… did you rub that down with baby oil first?

We can only hope that's what he did.

 

[Stomper]

We can only hope that's what he did.

I'll never eat another glazed eclair again!

 

[Flopsweat]

I'll never eat another glazed eclair again!

Moot point. I'm not taking food from a guy named Hemlock regardless of how shiny it may be.

 

[Mike_M57]

 

[sobo]

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I read that as...

 

[Horatius]

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I read that as...

well played

 

[Mikej]

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I read that as...

Thanks man! It was WAY over my head!

 

[ma96782]

WHY, Why, why?????



Rrrrright.....
And then, I was suddenly thinking?

Santana's......
"I ain't got gnomebody, that I can depend on...."

Or this?
"I'm just a Gigalo/I Ain't Got Gnomebody."

Aloha, Mark

PS....Yeah.....I've been frequently accused of going "off topic" with my posts. How was that related to guns?



Feel better now?

 

[AshWilliams]

It looks like from the photos all of these gnomes are in urban environments.

They must be Metro Gnomes.

* rim shot *

 

[Horatius]

There seems Gnome End to this Gnomesense!

 

[nammac]

There seems Gnome End to this Gnomesense!

There you gnome again…

How about these guys, a gnome assault team…

 

[Horatius]

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I read that as...

wasn't there a beer that had similar puzzles under the cap? and how friggin much did you practice?

 

[sobo]

wasn't there a beer that had similar puzzles under the cap? and how friggin much did you practice?

Any questions?

 

[Mikej]

wasn't there a beer that had similar puzzles under the cap? and how friggin much did you practice?

Sessions has rock paper scissors. I think Beer Beer, Bohemian or Cascade used to have some puzzle? I drank a lot of that stuff in the day! $2.95 a half-rack! For the person that looovvves to drink! But doesn't care to get drunk.