Gnome Country for Old Men.

[chukar]

I am gnome in a tome that has no home, the gun is forgotten the garden is rotten....

 

[41mag]

Holy crap 9 pages now. This is epic. Phegnomenal even.

Maybe we could get a grant to study this from Gnome-tra Dame?

 

[Horatius]

So how many of you guys feel gnormal?

feeling Gnormal around here is easy

 

[Horatius]

A bunch of 12-year-old men with wit and boredom could solve the worlds problems...GNOPE fart jokes rock

 

[Stomper]

So how many of you guys feel gnormal?

All things are possible in the gnomesphere!

 

[coop44]

Please stop me before.... " gnomebody knows the trouble I've seen"

PLEASE GET A MODERATOR TO STOP IT!!! FOR HEAVENS SAKES AND ALL THAT IS HOLY!!!
The gnome pope is crying. The gnome gnuns like it though. The bible predicts a gnomageddon if this goes on.
If we can go on for twenty more pages we can self publish it on amazon.

 

[41mag]

" gnomebody knows the trouble I've seen"

Balderdash.....our very founding document, the US Constitution, includes as part of our mission statement, to 'insure the gnomistic tranquillity'....etc etc etc.

 

[Xaevian]

Reading this thread might infect you with gnomonia

 

[CRBMoA]

It certainly has developed it's own gnomenclature.

 

[chukar]

Gnomoscide.. This thread is Gnomoscide i tells ya...

 

[41mag]

You've heard of the Wandering Tribe of Gnomads...

 

[Stomper]

Please stop me before.... " gnomebody knows the trouble I've seen"

PLEASE GET A MODERATOR TO STOP IT!!! FOR HEAVENS SAKES AND ALL THAT IS HOLY!!!
The gnome pope is crying. The gnome gnuns like it though. The bible predicts a gnomageddon if this goes on.
If we can go on for twenty more pages we can self publish it on amazon.

Gnomeo, Gnomeo…. Where for art though, Gnomeo!!

 

[41mag]

Did you hear about the schizophrenic algebra teacher who was afraid of becoming bignomial

 

[Flopsweat]

If we can go on for twenty more pages we can self publish it on amazon.

That seems like a gnomerical possibility.

 

[CRBMoA]

I was finishing cleaning the kitchen and had the random thought that Gilf works for both genders! Like I stopped what I was doing and said out loud, "Hmm".

Stolen from myself

 

[41mag]

William Sydney Porter wrote short witty mystery stories using his gnome de plume of O. Henry.

 

[Flopsweat]

I was finishing cleaning the kitchen and had the random thought that Gilf works for both genders! Like I stopped what I was doing and said out loud, "Hmm".View attachment 1122307

Stolen from myself

I guess gmilf and gdilf just doesn't roll off the - no, no I'm not saying that. Not here I'm not.

 

[CRBMoA]

 

[Horatius]

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ROCK CLIMBER GNSOBO

 

[CRBMoA]