Gnome Country for Old Men.

[cigars]

BiMart in Beaverton had plenty of Blazer brass 45 acp on the shelf and some 22lr, but not much else.
However, when I was at the checkout line, I heard something calling my name in a low and eerie voice. "Cigars.... Cigaaaaars...bring me home and let me guard your lawn".
Well, $24. 95 later and I'm on my way home wondering how I will explain this to wife 2.0. Aye, best to ask for forgiveness.

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[Camelfilter]

That's some subtle gnome neat-o rite there!

 

[Andy54Hawken]

Garden Gnomes can only use guns chambered in .22Short....
Andy

 

[P7M13]

@cigars , you won't see this, but thank you for the heads-up.

 

[Xaevian]

What's the gnomenclature of that gun?

 

[Member 53867]

Set up some targets and start singing "Gnome, gnome on the range..."

 

[Certaindeaf]

Where art thy gnomeo? Oh yea, bimart!

 

[arrowshooter]

I thought Gnomeo shot a bow and arrow?

 

[P7M13]

I thought Gnomeo shot a bow and arrow?

He liked daggers.
Scored me two boxes.

 

[edzz]

I guess BiMart gnomes their target audience.



FWIW Can't belive I'm not finding a gnome in the Smilies.

 

[Dungannon]

... wondering how I will explain this to wife 2.0. Aye, best to ask for forgiveness.

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If she's less than impressed, you could tell her you passed by the other gastronomic gnomes.

 

[cigars]

I'm thinking that if the wife don't like it I can just get some silicone RTV and make a wicked bad hood ornament out of it.

 

[OldBroad44]

If she's less than impressed, you could tell her you passed by the other gastronomic gnomes.

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Tell her you bought gnome instead of a very expensive new gun of a type she doesn't like to shoot.

 

[BrandonBowen1]

I'm thinking that if the wife don't like it I can just get some silicone RTV and make a wicked bad hood ornament out of it.

Better than putting it on the night stand.

 

[cigars]

Better than putting it on the night stand.

Hmm, I did t think of that.... Thanks!

 

[BrandonBowen1]

Hmm, I did t think of that.... Thanks!

Anytime! Keep us posted.

 

[CRBMoA]

 

[Capn Jack]

And that's how the fight started.......

 

[Member 53867]

I want one that rocks back and forth in perfect time. A Metro-gnome.

 

[RyanG90]

Thought this was good! Figured it was gun related because bidens dumb bubblegum (didn't let caps lock capitalize his name, doesn't deserve it) is already infringing on our 2A rights!