Gnome Country for Old Men.

[AshWilliams]

Any questions?
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Pretty much sums up my weekend.

 

[Mikej]

Pretty much sums up my weekend.

It's been a lot of of years, but I remember scenes like that.

 

[Horatius]

Sessions has rock paper scissors. I think Beer Beer, Bohemian or Cascade used to have some puzzle? I drank a lot of that stuff in the day! $2.95 a half-rack! For the person that looovvves to drink! But doesn't care to get drunk.

My Dad drank Oly knowing full well we believed it tasted like the Artesian's in that famous well were drinking real beer and bottling that upon filtration!

 

[sobo]

$2.95 a half-rack! For the person that looovvves to drink! But doesn't care to get drunk.

The swill we drank while enrolled at VA Tech was some stuff called Wiedemans.
About the same price as your swill, at $1.50/6-pack. It was cheaper than soft drinks!
We referred to it as "Wiedes... the Breakfast of Champions" since we typically started the day with a rousing 6-er of the sh*t...

 

[Flopsweat]

The swill we drank while enrolled at VA Tech was some stuff called Wiedeman's.
About the same price as your swill, at $1.50/6-pack. It was cheaper than soft drinks!
We referred to it as "Wiedeman's... the Breakfast of Champions" since we typically started the day with a rousing 6-er of the sh*t...

We had a local brewery that would sell you a gallon of beer for $1 if you brought your own jug. Careful what you pour on that cereal! Yesterday's milk jug could be full of tonight's beer.

 

[sobo]

We had a local brewery that would sell you a gallon of beer for $1 if you brought your own jug.

Now, that's some right cheap beer! Runnin' the timeses and gozintas, that's less than a dime a bottle! That's less than half the price of our Wiedes!

 

[Horatius]

Now, that's some right cheap beer! Runnin' the timeses and gozintas, that's less than a dime a bottle! That's less than half the price of our Wiedes!

I kinda wish I had not overestimated the number of braincells I had in reserve...other than that, no regrets that can be proved!

 

[Horatius]

We had a local brewery that would sell you a gallon of beer for $1 if you brought your own jug. Careful what you pour on that cereal! Yesterday's milk jug could be full of tonight's beer.

That was what we on the farm call Horse Piss

 

[Flopsweat]

Gnomaste.

 

[sobo]

That wins the internet for the day!

 

[Mike_M57]

Gnomaste.

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Ahem...

Gnome-aste

Relax. Breathe deeply. Repeat after me...

Gnome mani padme hum.... Gnome mani padme hum..... Gnome mani padme hum....
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Gnomebody likes a copycat.




"Gnome-body knooows the truffles I've seeen..."




"Who ARE you?!"

"I'm Gnatman"

 

[Mike_M57]

I should be ashamed of this one. I should be. But I'm not.



Gnome-man, Left-behind.

 

[chukar]

I know of no Gnome that owns land of his own.

 

[Flopsweat]

Ahem...



Gnomebody likes a copycat.



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"Gnome-body knooows the truffles I've seeen..."




"Who ARE you?!"
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"I'm Gnatman"

Sorry, gnome malice intended. I shoulda gnome better.

 

[Mike_M57]

BTW, if anyone knows where I could find a small figure like in this picture, in resin or plastic or similar, for a reasonable price, I'd appreciate a heads-up. I need it for a project, but I can only find one in 'concrete' from EU, so too pricey.

 

[Stomper]

Sheesh….. they've even infested the weed shops in St. Helens!!





This is what happens when a female 'Squatch passes out for too long after eating fermented huckleberries alone in the forest and there's horny gnomes afoot……

 

[72scoutman]

This is what happens when a female 'Squatch passes out for too long after eating fermented huckleberries alone in the forest and there's horny gnomes afoot……
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That's her story but gnome-body believes it. She had her self a little-Gnome fetish.

 

[Stomper]

That's her story but gnome-body believes it. She had her self a little-Gnome fetish.

Regardless of the backstory, she should have stayed out of trouble and stuck to her gnome kind. At this time the father remains ungnome.

 

[Flopsweat]

Sheesh….. they've even infested the weed shops in St. Helens!!

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This is what happens when a female 'Squatch passes out for too long after eating fermented huckleberries alone in the forest and there's horny gnomes afoot……
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Regardless of the backstory, she should have stayed out of trouble and stuck to her gnome kind. At this time the father remains ungnome.

Agreed. Poor fella's got a father somewhere, but he wooden gnome if he met him.

 

[Flopsweat]

BTW, if anyone knows where I could find a small figure like in this picture, in resin or plastic or similar, for a reasonable price, I'd appreciate a heads-up. I need it for a project, but I can only find one in 'concrete' from EU, so too pricey.

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He could get the concrete one, but that would be the end of it. Gnome money left over for the rest of the project.