COSTCO offering membership refunds to firearm owners.

[Knobgoblin]

Will Costco refund your membership if you choose not to wear pants then? Or is it if you open carry urine soaked trousers? This is getting confusing.

Well,
I guess it just DEPENDS.

 

[sobo]

Well,
I guess it just DEPENDS.

Can I bring my GF, who hasn't had a shower in a week, to Costco on a SUMMER'S EVE...???

 

[Knobgoblin]

Can I bring my GF, who hasn't had a shower in a week, to Costco on a SUMMER'S EVE...???

During SHARK WEEK, perhaps?

 

[monkeybutler]

Imagine the list you would get on with that one.

 

[solv3nt]

Perfect. So I can wear my Liquor- and Urine- Stained Shirt and Shoes in Costco without my Pants on?

Why am I not surprised that you have that in your wardrobe?

 

[Mikej]

Actually, the rules say nothing about pants, just shirts and shoes.

General Policies

• Shirts and shoes must be worn on Costco property at all times.
• Members are welcome to bring children and up to two guests into the warehouse; members are responsible for their children and guests. Children should not be left unattended. Only Costco members may purchase items.
• It is Costco's intent to provide a shopping environment free from all forms of harassment and discrimination for employees, applicants, independent contractors, members and suppliers. We prohibit all forms of harassment and discrimination.
• Costco reserves the right to inspect any container, backpack, briefcase, or other bag, upon entering or leaving the warehouse and to refuse entry to anyone at our discretion.
• To ensure that all members are correctly charged for the merchandise purchased, all receipts and merchandise will be inspected as you leave the warehouse.
• Liquor and tobacco sales cannot be made to minors.
• Costco policy prohibits firearms and other weapons to be brought into the warehouse, except in the case of authorized law-enforcement officers.
• Animals are not permitted in Costco warehouses unless required by law.

Hmm. Apparently I'm in violation every time we go. I'm always carrying the trusty Old timer with me.
And no, not my grandpa.

 

[Mikej]

Perfect. So I can wear my Liquor- and Urine- Stained Shirt and Shoes in Costco without my Pants on?

Going this weekend.

I'm really surprised you would admit that?

 

[solv3nt]

I'm always carrying the trusty Old timer with me.

Why would you refer to yourself in third person?

 

[Croat]

Private property. Their property, their rules. I got no beef with that.
On the other hand, making me show proof for MY private property which I just bought before I can walk out their door, that's bogus.

 

[VinnieBoomBah]

On the other hand, making me show proof for MY private property which I just bought before I can walk out their door, that's bogus.

Meh, part of the membership agreement that you consent to when you get your membership. Don't want to do that? Don't get a membership there.

Problem solved

 

[Croat]

Meh, part of the membership agreement that you consent to when you get your membership. Don't want to do that? Don't get a membership there.

Problem solved

Exactly. Thus, dropped my membership long time ago. Funny thing, seem to be saving much more money as a result...

 

[BAJ475]

Private property. Their property, their rules. I got no beef with that.
On the other hand, making me show proof for MY private property which I just bought before I can walk out their door, that's bogus.

If it helps reduce shoplifting it is not bogus.

 

[Flopsweat]

I'm really surprised you would admit that?

I'm not. And I've read the same posts from this guy that you have.

 

[Mikej]

On the other hand, making me show proof for MY private property which I just bought before I can walk out their door, that's bogus.

I'm looking at some of these prices. Prices at Winco or Bimart for instance? On every-day things. They've doubled! Or more That's not all inflation, that's to keep the stores open and being able to pay their bills. In case you haven't been paying any attention to anything for the last two years, hundreds of thousands of dollars in merch are walking out the doors of these retail outlets every G-D day! The simps in Salem won't allow these people to be taken down to the ground, arrested, charged and put in jail. That's the real world in THIS democraptic hell hole these days.

 

[Knobgoblin]

I'm looking at some of these prices. Prices at Winco or Bimart for instance? On every-day things. They've doubled! Or more That's not all inflation, that's to keep the stores open and being able to pay their bills. In case you haven't been paying any attention to anything for the last two years, hundreds of thousands of dollars in merch are walking out the doors of these retail outlets every G-D day! The simps in Salem won't allow these people to be taken down to the ground, arrested, charged and put in jail. That's the real world in THIS democraptic hell hole these days.

Democraptic!
Nice one Mike.

 

[NeoBlackdog]

The simps in Salem won't allow these people to be taken down to the ground, beaten, arrested, charged and put in jail.

FIFY!

 

[JTK1791]

I'm looking at some of these prices. Prices at Winco or Bimart for instance? On every-day things. They've doubled! Or more That's not all inflation, that's to keep the stores open and being able to pay their bills. In case you haven't been paying any attention to anything for the last two years, hundreds of thousands of dollars in merch are walking out the doors of these retail outlets every G-D day! The simps in Salem won't allow these people to be taken down to the ground, arrested, charged and put in jail. That's the real world in THIS democraptic hell hole these days.

Once you start arresting them it turns into a problem of where do they put them? The prisons and jails are already over crowded AF so it turns into a game of catch and release. So thats why when I become president we will make Australia into a prison colony again.

 

[sobo]

Once you start arresting them it turns into a problem of where do they put them? The prisons and jails are already over crowded AF so it turns into a game of catch and release. So thats why when I become president we will make Australia into a prison colony again.

Even better...



Saves billion$ on that pesky recidivism problem... Works as a deterrent to that up-and-coming crowd of dindoos, too... It's a win-win!!!

 

[JTK1791]

Even better...

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Saves billion$ on that pesky recidivism problem... Works as a deterrent to that up-and-coming crowd of dindoos, too... It's a win-win!!!

Fug, imagine the price hike on ammo though due to the amount that would be needed it'll be covid all over again.
But with my Australia plan we could build ammunition factories and use the free labor to produce cheap ammo

 

[Mono1]

Why am I not surprised that you have that in your wardrobe?