Cats in dangerous places.

[Yarome]

Studies have shown that those who dislike cats often have psychopathic tendencies, they prefer the control they have over dogs versus the free will of felines. The more you know

Studies have shown that people who prefer cats often have neurotic antisocial tendencies and prone to sudden irrational bursts of violence and impulsive criminal behavior. The more you know!

Besides.... I never said I "hate" cats. I'm "mostly" indifferent to them as pets and... I believe I did indicate I do like them...




.... when cooked properly.

 

[Certaindeaf]

You haven't had good cats then

Like communism?

 

[solv3nt]

I'm not sure if that is not really a response to my post, or if it is a very pointed response to my post.

Yes.

 

[DB is Here]

Folks always say that cats are so smart, but I've never seen a dog sleep under the hood of a warm engine bay only to meet their demise once the engine is started...ask me how I know.

 

[HiFi Magnetics]

Breaking Jigsaw Puzzle in Less Than 2 Minutes...

View: https://vimeo.com/931057412

 

[DJW]

Breaking Jigsaw Puzzle in Less Than 2 Minutes...

View: https://vimeo.com/931057412

We got something like that for our dog once...he truly "broke" it in about 2 minutes by using his big ol' bear claws to tear it apart!

 

[Andy54Hawken]

You can have your safe spaces....
My cats prefer dangerous places.

Chasing that red dot...
That ever elusive spot.

Turn on that red light...
So they can bite.

Lord help that home invader...
As that red dot turns my cat into the gonadator...
Andy

 

[HiFi Magnetics]

You can have your safe spaces....
My cats prefer dangerous places.

Chasing that red dot...
That ever elusive spot.

Lord help that home invader...
As that red dot turns my cat into the gonadator...
Andy

Was that a Grateful Dead song?

 

[Andy54Hawken]

Was that a Grateful Dead song?

No...never really was a Grateful Dead fan.
It is a Andy original...such as it is....I know don't give up my day job....
Andy

Edit to add...
I do like their songs :
Casey Jones...
And...
Friend of the Devil

 

[Bobbygun]

Folks always say that cats are so smart, but I've never seen a dog sleep under the hood of a warm engine bay only to meet their demise once the engine is started...ask me how I know.

Oh man. I started my pickup at my folks' house about 20 years ago. The fur flew. One of their cats goes cartwheeling across the hayfield with one hind leg grotesquely flopping around, yet he maintains good speed. Feeling awful about the situation, I reach into the back seat and retrieve my Remington Fieldmaster. I can't even get a good bead on this cat as he flops toward the barn and don't get a shot off before he crawls under it. I felt awful. Told my folks what happened, but I had to hit the road as there seemed to be nothing more I could do anyway. Well, my mom eventually coaxed that cat out from under the barn with some food, took him to the vet who repaired his broken leg, and the cat lived happily ever after.

 

[HiFi Magnetics]

No...never really was a Grateful Dead fan.
It is a Andy original...such as it is....I know don't give up my day job....
Andy

Aaaah.. Just like the remade song from the 60's
"We were having fun-Fun-FUN till Kobe took her panties awaaayy!

 

[Bobbygun]

You haven't had good cats then

I'm very much in the pro-cat camp. Dogs are too high maintenance for me. But, @Yarome is absolutely right in his assessment. Cats are absolutely the gold-diggers of the animal kingdom. But I love 'em anyway. And we have had more than one really good cat. We've lived in the same house for 32 years and have a pet cemetery on our property with four cats buried there. Considering we usually have two at one time, we've been pretty fortunate with how long they've lived.

 

[AshWilliams]

No...never really was a Grateful Dead fan.
It is a Andy original...such as it is....I know don't give up my day job....
Andy

Edit to add...
I do like their songs :
Casey Jones...
And...
Friend of the Devil

I like the Dead but not a Deadhead. I saw them in 90 at Carter Finley stadium.

Woo boy what a wild trip that was....

EDIT: There's a show I like to catch out of Portland on KBOO radio called "Grateful Dead and Friends" on Saturdays 12 pm to 2:00 as I'm driving around.

 

[HiFi Magnetics]

I like the Dead but not a Deadhead. I saw them in 90 at Carter Finley stadium.

Woo boy what a wild trip that was....

EDIT: There's a show I like to catch out of Portland on KBOO radio called "Grateful Dead and Friends" on Saturdays 12 pm to 2:00 as I'm driving around.

A friend from Vegas and his few of his colleague are really big on Grateful Dead. I use to jam with them occasionally and whenever they start playing the Jerry Garcia songs, its non-stop for 2 hours even the violin player gets emotionally in tears meticulously stroking that bow. Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds on the works...

 

[lucusloc]

I'm not sure if that is not really a response to my post, or if it is a very pointed response to my post.

Indeed. I like to think of myself as something of a philosopher. Apparently I am pretty good at it

 

[Certaindeaf]

No...never really was a Grateful Dead fan.
It is a Andy original...such as it is....I know don't give up my day job....
Andy

Edit to add...
I do like their songs :
Casey Jones...
And...
Friend of the Devil

For some reason I read it in Roxanne.. you can turn on your red light..

 

[lucusloc]

For some reason I read it in Roxanne.. you can turn on your red light..

Oh man, there is a good joke in there somewhere. Red light, cats, chasing things around. . . I'm gonna workshop that.

 

[357 MAX]

One of the few domesticated "house" animals that will nibble at and eat their owners within hours after passing. Enjoy!!


(Reality check! Someone had to say it.... )

if i was dead would i really care?

 

[CLT65]

if i was dead would i really care?

The practical aspect of that is that if you passed away and nobody found you for a while, at least your cats wouldn't go hungry…

 

[Yarome]

if i was dead would i really care?

The family you leave behind might not appreciate your beloved pet eating your face off, but you personally... probably not in the least.

That wasn't really the point in bringing it up though. It just speaks more toward the nature of the animal. People like to delude themselves into thinking they actually earn a cats "affection", but in the end... all you really represent to them is a meal.