TP shortage. It's baaack!

[HaveGun]

Yup. I bought TP from Amazon because I actually needed some. Was down to using socks and old tshirts. And I only bought a 24 pack. Should last me 7-8 years.

Old T-shirts are for gun rags. Old socks are appropriate for emergency TP...

 

[3MTA3]

Sorry for the inconvenience everyone, but buying up every single roll of TP in existence is the only way I can force someone to part with a small hand full of primers, and cheaper, too. I can patiently wait while you think it over. While you are waiting, would you care for a bran muffin and a nice tall glass of metamucil?

 

[Mikej]

Dang, I don't know WHAT I'd have to laugh at these days if it wasn't for people here.

 

[Stomper]

Dang, I don't know WHAT I'd have to laugh at these days if it wasn't for people here.

 

[WAYNO]

Old socks are appropriate for emergency TP...

A friend told me new socks work equally well in an emergency on the golf course..

 

[JuglansRegia]

I was just at walmart to get the bird and enough meat to fill the smoker, I'm not going to lie, I picked up a pack of TP and PT as well. I didn't really "need" any but I will in a week or two at which point I probably wouldn't be able to buy any, and no I don't buy Angel Soft, they had plenty of that crap left if anyone needs some, the walmart in springfield had plenty as of 2-3 hours ago.

 

[EHJ]

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[Rkangel]

Fingers crossed for a retard vaccine.

Unfortunately ya can't cure stupidity. Can't really debate it either.


"Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience."

― Mark Twain

 

[Patriot1775]

Fingers crossed for a retard vaccine.

I wouldn't get your hopes up! LOL.

 

[cigars]

A friend told me new socks work equally well in an emergency on the golf course..

Or just keep some rabbits around. After all, they're good enough for bears in the woods.

 

[BlindedByScience]

Just got back from Winco, picking up the stuff to complete the holiday dinner. TP was in stock but getting thin (of course I bought some). Whole store looked like panic buying was in full effect. Just crazy.

 

[Howard1955]

https://www.ebay.com/itm/333354357806

 

[E4mafia]

I'm using bleach wipes instead. It burned at first but now its kinda nice feeling when you get that little tingle.

 

[SonicBlue03]

Fingers crossed for a retard vaccine.

There already is. Problem is, it's not legal to administer.

 

[cigars]

https://www.ebay.com/itm/333354357806

I bought a bunch of those a while back. They're great for a lot of things, even as a fire starter. Soak the tab in gas, oil or wax and light. Or just lite it without. They're easy to carry.

 

[Dinglenutz]

https://smile.amazon.com/gp/product/B017Y451GM

 

[BlindedByScience]

Funny story; first business trip I took to Japan, I had just finished my bio business and reached around to the controls to "send it". Didn't know about the bidet function, just about put a skylight in my hotel room...!!...

 

[HaveGun]

Funny story; first business trip I took to Japan, I had just finished my bio business and reached around to the controls to "send it". Didn't know about the bidet function, just about put a skylight in my hotel room...!!...

I stayed on an AFB in Japan for a couple of weeks a couple of years ago and they used good ol' TP.

 

[slimmer13]

I'm using bleach wipes instead. It burned at first but now its kinda nice feeling when you get that little tingle.

I thought only porn stars bleached their A hole?

 

[E4mafia]

I thought only porn stars bleached their A hole?

I certainly am not getting paid like one!!! Who do I speak to to remedy this?