Toilet paper, how much do you have?

[Member 34319]

Thought it would be appropriate to resurrect this thread.

 

[41mag]

.....you 'buying' or 'selling'???

 

[nammac]

Enough to last until Monday, when the next case should be delivered

 

[PDXbiker]

I saw this coming early last month and stocked up on TP for the summer. My rear is all set. However on my trip to the store today I saw that all the cat litter was wiped out. Cat litter....WTF?? If it isn't TP for people its cat litter for the cats. However, not to worry.....

Why there will soon be tons of toilet paper, and what food may be scarce, according to supply chain experts

Stuck rationing toilet paper because you didn't stockpile during coronavirus panic? Don't worry, it will soon overflow in grocery stores aisles, according to supply chain experts. But a few food items may start to dwindle.

www.cnbc.com

 

[DB is Here]

Just counted...136 rolls.

 

[HA556]

Enough to wipe my

 

[DB is Here]

Enough to wipe my

If your azz is yellow you have bigger problems than not enough TP...

 

[Ura-Ki]

Just counted...136 rolls.

That's a whole lotta wip'in!

 

[Xrperry]

About 30 rolls, if I run out I have a bunch of mismatched socks to wipe off the ole chili ring

 

[shibbershabber]

None... sorry guys, I lost all of my paper in a tragic boating accident

 

[Ura-Ki]

If it gets deeper then my 12 rolls, we will switch to the Russian Wipe!

 

[DB is Here]

I only need 1 square:

 

[American123]

Played a fun game with the wife going around the house comparing what we would wipe with first after TP ran out.

She preferred foam cloth before old socks, but old socks before Christmas tissue wrapping paper.

It was a funny exchange.

 

[PDXbiker]

You've got some in your wallet. With the trillion now being thrown at the CV economic situation and added to the other 23 trillion dollar US debt, your cash may soon be worth about as much as toilet paper.

 

[Joe13]

 

[Joe13]

So is it 1000 squares per bum or 100 rolls?

Im confused...

Gun to Ammo math is easier for me

 

[nammac]

Just counted...136 rolls.

Apparently, I am seriously behind in the bathroom tissue stockpiling....

 

[Ura-Ki]

I got plenty of organic butt wipes!

 

[Capn Jack]

What's the panic ???
You only need two sheets..
The first with a finger sized hole in the middle.

Just don't come near my POI Bowl.

 

[albin25]

I got lots, but If I ever do run out of toilet paper....
...My neighbor is gonna wonder what the heck happened to those yappy little dogs of hers!