Oh lil Jonnie! How many jokes were told on account of him?!to keep lil Johnnie in line.
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Oh lil Jonnie! How many jokes were told on account of him?!to keep lil Johnnie in line.
Oh lil Jonnie! How many jokes were told on account of him?!
Freaking love it!!!Nancy Pelosi was visiting a primary school in Tampa and visited a grade four class. They were in the middle of a discussion related to words and their meanings.
The teacher asked Mrs. Pelosi if she would like to lead the discussion on the word 'tragedy.' So our illustrious Democrat asked the class for an example of a 'tragedy'.
One little boy stood up and offered: "If my best friend, who lives on a farm, is playing in the field and a tractor runs him over and kills him, that would be a tragedy."
"No," said Pelosi , "that would be an accident."
A little girl raised her hand: "If a school bus carrying 50 children drove off a cliff, killing everyone, that would be a tragedy."
"I'm afraid not," explained Pelosi .
"That's what we would call great loss."
The room went silent. No other child volunteered. Pelosi searched the room.
"Isn't there someone here who can give me an example of a tragedy?"
Finally at the back of the room, Little Johnny raised his hand. The teacher held her breath.
In a quiet voice he said: "If the plane carrying you was struck by a 'friendly fire' missile and blown to smithereens that would be a tragedy."
"Fantastic!" exclaimed Pelosi , "That's right. And can you tell me why that would be a tragedy?"
"Well," says Johnny, "It has to be a tragedy, because it sure as hell wouldn't be a great loss ... and you can bet your sweet bubblegum it wouldn't be an accident either!"
The teacher left the room
Luke 8:4–15This whole thread makes me sad and angry at the same time. My two kids are now grown and in their mid 20's. Both were raised in a Christian home, went to Christian private schools, and finished their last couple of years in small town conservative high schools with excellent teachers.
Both kids are now leftist and completely brainwashed by the media. I have no idea how it happened or what I could have done to raise them better.
My daughter revealed that her supposedly "Christian" mother having an online affair and leaving her faithful husband of 20 years for an ex-boyfriend she met on Facebook shattered her faith in God. It tested mine as well, I'll admit.
But if having gown up in a household that stressed hard work, faith in God, honesty, laughter, and a life centered around family and conservative ideals wasn't enough to inoculate her against succumbing to the the lies of leftism, then what is??
I used to look at parents who ended up with wayward children with scorn and judgement for their failure in teaching their children correctly. Now... I weep with, and for them.
I believe your life lessons will ermerge in their 30s, you laid the foundation and its still there. We all wander a bit in our 20s. At least that's my theroy.This whole thread makes me sad and angry at the same time. My two kids are now grown and in their mid 20's. Both were raised in a Christian home, went to Christian private schools, and finished their last couple of years in small town conservative high schools with excellent teachers.
Both kids are now leftist and completely brainwashed by the media. I have no idea how it happened or what I could have done to raise them better.
My daughter revealed that her supposedly "Christian" mother having an online affair and leaving her faithful husband of 20 years for an ex-boyfriend she met on Facebook shattered her faith in God. It tested mine as well, I'll admit.
But if having gown up in a household that stressed hard work, faith in God, honesty, laughter, and a life centered around family and conservative ideals wasn't enough to inoculate her against succumbing to the the lies of leftism, then what is??
I used to look at parents who ended up with wayward children with scorn and judgement for their failure in teaching their children correctly. Now... I weep with, and for them.
This whole thread makes me sad and angry at the same time. My two kids are now grown and in their mid 20's. Both were raised in a Christian home, went to Christian private schools, and finished their last couple of years in small town conservative high schools with excellent teachers.
Both kids are now leftist and completely brainwashed by the media. I have no idea how it happened or what I could have done to raise them better.
My daughter revealed that her supposedly "Christian" mother having an online affair and leaving her faithful husband of 20 years for an ex-boyfriend she met on Facebook shattered her faith in God. It tested mine as well, I'll admit.
But if having gown up in a household that stressed hard work, faith in God, honesty, laughter, and a life centered around family and conservative ideals wasn't enough to inoculate her against succumbing to the the lies of leftism, then what is??
I used to look at parents who ended up with wayward children with scorn and judgement for their failure in teaching their children correctly. Now... I weep with, and for them.
I'm going to agree with @powersbj here. I was raised in a home similar to the one in which you raised your kids, @HaveGun.I believe your life lessons will ermerge in their 30s, you laid the foundation and its still there. We all wander a bit in our 20s. At least that's my theroy.
It was a one-off vote, to appease a Leftist GF at the time. Never again...
It was a one-off vote, to appease a Leftist GF at the time. Never again...
It was some damned good booty while it lasted. She was/is one of those crazy bishes. You know what they say about the crazy ones...No booty is worth that. Lol
It was some damned good booty while it lasted. She was/is one of those crazy bishes. You know what they say about the crazy ones...
I know what you're talking about. The video on "the hot crazy matrix" sums it up perfectly.