Strange things found in the woods

[fishpoem]

Had to be impressive for the bear to pass a handgun

You got me on that one! Well-played...

 

[The Heretic]

That may be the case where you live. But I see trash get dumped in the woods all the time on the forest road leading to my BOL. Bags full of household garbage, furniture, you name it. Left by the side of the road, tossed over the bank, or piled up in turnouts. No sooner does the county or USFS clean it up (infrequently), someone dumps again. I assure you it's the locals. There are no "city folk" around, and nobody is driving the 35 miles out from Grants Pass to dump their trash.

Yeah probably is locals. For me, located between Newberg, Hillsboro, Sherwood, Beaverton, etc., with mostly farms and middle upper class on the mountain, I think it is a fair assumption that the dumpers are from the cities.

 

[Andy54Hawken]

I wish I could say that trash in the woods was a strange , as in uncommon occurrence.

I understand that dump fees can be high...or the hours for dump drop off ain't convenient.
However...dumping your sh!t in the woods ain't the answer , as it causes more problems.

Also related...
After shooting , hunting or camping....please pick up after yourself....
Mother Nature don't work for you...
Andy

 

[fishpoem]

As to dumping, a quick visit to any Third World society will reveal this simple fact: that's what they do. Ideas like of pick up after yourself, recycle after use, and protect the environment are, in the main, non-existent. Now that Biden's imported over 5 million of these folks, with millions more on the way, you will see more and more dumping. For some, it will seem more like being home.

The LAST thing woke liberals will do is to educate these new residents on the values of citizenship, patriotism, and mindful living. That would, after all, hurt their feelings and damage their self-esteem.

 

[v0lcom13sn0w]

so has anyone found anything strange in the woods lately?

 

[sobo]

so has anyone found anything strange in the woods lately?

Ran across a guy doing a photoshoot down by the river last week.
Seemed kinda strange...

 

[v0lcom13sn0w]

Ran across a guy doing a photoshoot down by the river last week.
Seemed kinda strange...

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someone let @Stomper out of the house again

 

[Stomper]

someone let @Stomper out of the house again

Naw, the hair is too red.

 

[sobo]

Naw, the hair is too red.

If it's a female 'squatch, with all that red hair, y'all best be careful. Watch out for the Danger Zone...

 

[JackFrost]

If it's a female 'squatch, y'all best be careful. Watch out for the Danger Zone...

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Had to re read that twice... thought it said "female snatch". still have to be reeeeaaaalllll careful around that too!

 

[sobo]

Had to re read that twice... thought it said "female snatch". still have to be reeeeaaaalllll careful around that too!

You need to be even more careful if you're around the male snatch.

That's what we called them in Thailand... shims... for "she-him"... a.k.a. Ladybois...

 

[Stomper]

If it's a female 'squatch, y'all best be careful. Watch out for the Danger Zone...

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Yeah, red heads are feisty!

 

[DirectDrive]

Naw, the hair is too red.

Not so fast....
What color hair does the mailman have ?

 

[Stomper]

Not so fast....
What color hair does the mailman have ?

Why, do your kids strongly resemble him?

 

[JackFrost]

You need to be even more careful if you're around the male snatch.

That's what we caled them in Thailand... shims... for "she-him"... a.k.a. Ladybois...

Are those the ones that have had an adadicktome? Or a chopadickoffame? I can't keep em straight.

 

[DeanMk]

I see this in rural and forest areas a lot; people dumping their trash in ditches along the road - often mattresses and furniture.

Same with pets they don't want anymore.

I found two 50' lengths of 3/4" hose in a big dump pile, when I was driving around out in the woods, one time.

 

[DeanMk]

...oops...

 

[sobo]

Are those the ones that have had an adadicktome? Or a chopadickoffame? I can't keep em straight.

They still had all their male parts, they were just made up to look like some really hawt women. You had to be careful...

But you could tell by the Adam's apple. We had a saying to help out the new travelers, "If there's an apple, then there's a banana."

 

[The Heretic]

I found two 50' lengths of 3/4" hose in a big dump pile, when I was driving around out in the woods, one time.

I wind up replacing my hoses every year or so. The ends get run over, the hoses get sliced by the flail mower/etc., and the cheap ones either rot or break from freezing. They windup in the dump eventually.

 

[Jerry]

We saw an Emu running with some elk south east of Mt Adams. That was rather unexpected & weird.