No clowning around

[Diamondback]

I think playing a game of "206" is in order with some of these losers when they threaten kids.

Why's it called 206, and how does one play? Very simple really, 206 is a perfect score, one point for each bone broken.

 

[Captain O]

I think playing a game of "206" is in order with some of these losers when they threaten kids.

Why's it called 206, and how does one play? Very simple really, 206 is a perfect score, one point for each bone broken.

If you break both stapes bones they'll be completely deaf when you finish killing them...

I LIKE it!

 

[Diamondback]

Ah, but the game is how many can you break and leave them ALIVE... No points if you kill 'em.

 

[nammac]

Ah, but the game is how many can you break and leave them ALIVE... No points if you kill 'em.

I like this better... More pain and anguish... I'd take mute over deaf... No screaming, just the silent scream... How frustrating to be trying to scream for help and not a sound is uttered....

He, he, he, he, he.......

 

[v0lcom13sn0w]

a clown with an axe will get a gun drawn straight to their face if that happened to me. after they surrender, i will holster and proceed to beat the crap out of them... i f-bubblegumming HATE clowns... and oompa loompas.

 

[Diamondback]

I like this better... More pain and anguish... I'd take mute over deaf... No screaming, just the silent scream... How frustrating to be trying to scream for help and not a sound is uttered....

He, he, he, he, he.......

How very Harlan Ellison of you...
I Have No Mouth, and I Must Scream - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

 

[nammac]

a clown with an axe will get a gun drawn straight to their face if that happened to me. after they surrender, i will holster and proceed to beat the crap out of them... i f-bubblegumming HATE clowns... and oompa loompas.

Hey, you can't pick on Oompa Loompas, they are a protected class... Cunning little runts...

 

[Diamondback]

Hey, you can't pick on Oompa Loompas, they are a protected class... Cunning little runts...

What about Ugnaughts, those nasty little bastards that tore Threepio apart in The Empire Strikes Back?

 

[v0lcom13sn0w]

Hey, you can't pick on Oompa Loompas, they are a protected class... Cunning little runts...

oompa loompas gave me nightmares for years when i was a young boy. they are satans minions.

 

[Joe13]

Buncha Willy Wonka haters on here

 

[Patriot1668]

Two cannibals were eating a clown. One turns to the other and asks, "Does this taste funny to you?".

 

[eldbillbo]

You just had to go there.

 

[Captain O]

Talk about a bunch of fick suckers... (and I thought I had strange nightmares)!

 

[Diamondback]

Talk about a bunch of fick suckers... (and I thought I had strange nightmares)!

I'll share one of mine then, triggered by some of the experimental psych required to make me functional again after a "Format C:\"-level catastrophic nervous breakdown--it had me wake up in the middle of the night and look in the mirror to find a T-800 endoskull in place of my head.

 

[Captain O]

I'll share one of mine then, triggered by some of the experimental psych required to make me functional again after a "Format C:\"-level catastrophic nervous breakdown--it had me wake up in the middle of the night and look in the mirror to find a T-800 endoskull in place of my head.

"You are entering a land, not only of sight and of sound, but of mind... of shadow and substance, of things and ideas. There's the signpost up ahead... Next stop, The Twilight Zone!" Rod Serling would have been so proud of you all!

 

[Certaindeaf]

I remember Rusty (Jim Allen) all too well. Jim was a great clown. None of this weirdo garbage. I loved his show on KPTV (when it was a Chris Craft station). He was also on KOIN and KATU television. Jim Allen was Matt Groening's inspiration for Krusty the Clown in the television series The Simpsons.

I didn't really know that about The Simpsons but suspected it.
I was on his TV show when I was a kid!. and suspect many were.
good times

 

[Stomper]

I didn't really know that about The Simpsons but suspected it.
I was on his TV show when I was a kid!. and suspect many were.
good times

It was wacky diddling of time... shake it off, kid!

 

[CountryGent]

There were eight sightings of "scary" clowns in Douglas County, Oregon. News report here.

Even if I can get past the unbridled idiocy and, potentially depending upon the incident, criminality of some of these reports, I don't get how the hell anyone has the time to act like such a muppet. But I'm a working man, with a family, a life, and an avalanche of stuff to get done each week, so maybe I live in a different world.

 

[Stomper]

Almost 20% of Oregonians are on food stamps and/or some form of public "assistance"... that's a LOT of people with too much spare time on their hands.

 

[CountryGent]

Almost 20% of Oregonians are on food stamps and/or some form of public "assistance"... that's a LOT of people with too much spare time on their hands.

Good point. Disturbing, of course, but undoubtedly part of the equation. Ugh.