No clowning around

[CountryGent]

Are they gonna shut down ICP concerts because of this?

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Ray

Odds are there are not a lot of candidates for Mensa membership in that bunch.

Hmmm... Thinking about the right ammo for going clown hunting... Pies?

Reckon I could attach a pie-launcher to my Marlin lever-gun?

Just got a mental image of something like an underslung, over-sized M203 that launches small pies. (D-Thump!)

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LOL!

 

[wayoutwest]

Just an FYI, that was off a fake news site.

FALSE: Man Dressed As Clown Shot; Condition Critical

AH, That's to bad

 

[Captain O]

This is the kid of crap that stirs up anti-gun sentiment.

 

[nammac]

Seems that Clown Threats have been made against Washington County, Oregon schools via social media outlets...

The threat is being downplayed by the local school department... Fortunately, I work close enough to my kids school that I can slip away several times a day for a ride by...

I'd have no problem with detaining any clown found near my kids school, hold 'em for the police to deal with... Just another reason to carry everyday, everyplace...

As parents, we need to have the difficult conversation with our children about this phenomena, to they understand the dangers and what to do. Gotta keep the next generation safe...

 

[teflon6string]

A co-worker mentioned today that Stephen King's 1986 movie "IT" is in remake for 2017 release. Hence the viral hubbub.

And my Army Sergeant son told me there have been reports of a creepy clown on his base! Movie hype or not, if these rubber-nosed A-holes don't think twice, someone's going to get badly pounded, or worse.

 

[dude23]

No cause they are silenced already. Unless they screem when drawn on

Never break character.

 

[Captain O]

Silent shooting dummies...

Excellent!

 

[teflon6string]

Ah, the CLM movement. Can't wait to see hordes of rioting clowns burning down every circus tent they can find.

What would the clown looters be stealing? All of the size 40 shoes?

And they're planning a flash-mob CLM demonstration downtown at City Hall. Thousands of them suddenly pouring out of 3-4 VW Beetles!

 

[nammac]

Might be a tranny LOL

That would make it a protected class clown... Pun intended...

 

[nammac]

And they're planning a flash-mob CLM demonstration downtown at City Hall. Thousands of them suddenly pouring out of 3-4 VW Beetles!

Great, beer out the nostrils... Good one teflon...

 

[Captain O]

I have a slogan for the new movement: "The few, the proud... the latrines!"

Works for me!

 

[Kruel J]

Seems that Clown Threats have been made against Washington County, Oregon schools via social media outlets...

The threat is being downplayed by the local school department... Fortunately, I work close enough to my kids school that I can slip away several times a day for a ride by...

I'd have no problem with detaining any clown found near my kids school, hold 'em for the police to deal with... Just another reason to carry everyday, everyplace...

As parents, we need to have the difficult conversation with our children about this phenomena, to they understand the dangers and what to do. Gotta keep the next generation safe...

Yes, I heard about this too. I have 3 daughters in Washington County schools. I wish I worked closer, but my girls aren't to be messed with either. They all know how to fight dirty.

 

[Captain O]

We'll offer the clowns a d!lDo... That should keep their mouths busy enough to get them in handcuffs.

 

[Kruel J]

I'll offer any clowns a fast chance to retreat. One offer. One chance.

 

[Certaindeaf]

My Dad and Rusty Nails the clown used to ride to elementary school together on a swayback horse. I guess he died in 2015.

 

[Brutus57]

Comedophobes!!!!! Clown Lives Matter!!!!

Brutus Out

 

[Brutus57]

Gotta get those hits on YouTube...

It's a viscous cycle and not likely to end - even when some one is killed.

Yes, it is a very sticky wicket...

Brutus Out

 

[Stomper]

Agreed. Some dumb kid pulling a prank is going to get hurt.
This kind of hysteria comes up with some regularity. We're prone to it.
Personally, I won't shoot a clown unless they are actually attacking me.
Open season on mimes, though.

I might cap a clown, if they're wearing sensible shoes.... in my size.

 

[nammac]

I might cap a clown, if they're wearing sensible shoes.... in my size.

Especially if their Jordan's!!!

 

[Captain O]

I remember Rusty (Jim Allen) all too well. Jim was a great clown. None of this weirdo garbage. I loved his show on KPTV (when it was a Chris Craft station). He was also on KOIN and KATU television. Jim Allen was Matt Groening's inspiration for Krusty the Clown in the television series The Simpsons.