In solidarity with the Zealanders (The land of Zea, which are otherwise known as corn earworms ) I threw away my Corned Beef on sunday.
Why? because it is made with salt peter and we all know that's in gun powder. I'd feel responsible if I ate something that could have been used by a terrorist.
It will have just as much effect on terrorism as non-terrorists turning in their guns. Next I will drive to home depot and buy all their charcoal and burn it all while signing the fifth line from verse 4 of the New Zealand national anthem: "From dishonour and from shame!"