Never Clean Your Gun While Driving

[Provincial]

A fellow who used to work for me quit when we started drug testing. A year later I found out that he had moved to California just after quitting, and had recently died. He was sitting in a car eating a burger and fries. He was playing with a semi-auto handgun and it slipped in his hand because of the grease. It went off and killed him. I don't know the make or model of pistol, only the result of the accidental discharge.

Lesson: don't handle firearms with well-lubricated hands.