Mountain Lion Defensive Pistol

[sobo]

Is your username named after your favorite mixer?

Funniest thing I've read all day!

 

[solv3nt]

Is your username named after your favorite mixer?


j/k

Mixer?

 

[sobo]

Mixer?

Mixer... for mixed drinks, yunno.

 

[solv3nt]

Mixer... for mixed drinks, yunno.

Ahhhhhh. I drink whiskey, neat, like all true red blooded Americans.

 

[Horatius]

Ahhhhhh. I drink whiskey, neat, like all true red blooded Americans.

SOBO told us on the private string, after a few MAN drinks he had you thinking you were rock climbing at his sleepover

 

[solv3nt]

SOBO told us on the private string, after a few MAN drinks he had you thinking you were rock climbing at his sleepover

Only after singing in the rain.

 

[Horatius]

Only after singing in the rain.

Off topic but since your listing Roseburg it's only fair to say I own most of Tioga unit. I would appreciate it if you tell people to stay out of there. I will let you play there.

 

[solv3nt]

Off topic but since your listing Roseburg it's only fair to say I own most of Tioga unit. I would appreciate it if you tell people to stay out of there. I will let you play there.

Well that made even less sense to me than the mixer comment.

 

[Horatius]

Well that made even less sense to me than the mixer comment.

wait...we are supposed to make sense?

 

[Flopsweat]

Ahhhhhh. I drink whiskey, neat, like all true red blooded Americans.

Lincoln, Lincoln, I've been thinkin'
What the heck have you been drinkin'
Looks like whiskey, tastes like wine
Oh my God it's turpentine

(A poem I've known since I was a kid)

Well that made even less sense to me than the mixer comment.

Same.

wait...we are supposed to make sense?

pfft, I've never let that slow me down. It's not in the rules either. I think we're good.

 

[sobo]

Off topic but since your listing Roseburg it's only fair to say I own most of Tioga unit. I would appreciate it if you tell people to stay out of there. I will let you play there.

How many acres ya got? Is it wooded? Can I play there, too?
I've been too mean to you lately... maybe I should be a little bit more friendly...

 

[Horatius]

How many acres ya got? Is it wooded? Can I play there, too?
I've been too mean to you lately... maybe I should be a little bit more friendly...

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I grew up playing there in those woods, when we had a Governor with enough sense to invite people to visit but go the eff home to live. I only claim the BLM portions and roads in Tioga unit as my families share of the public lands. I will forgo ownership in all other lands and grant Weyerhaeuser corp access to my roads for 10 million a year. and SOBO if this fantasy comes true, I can't imagine exploring nature with anyone else!

 

[sobo]

I'm touched. I really am... In a curiously aroused sort of way...

 

[Horatius]

I'm touched. I really am... In a curiously aroused sort of way...

why do older women get to be Cougars, but we just get to be sketchy or dirty old men?

 

[Horatius]

why do older women get to be Cougars, but we just get to be sketchy or dirty old men?

Changing the subject

 

[solv3nt]

Changing the subject

Did you just reply to your own comment?

 

[Horatius]

Did you just reply to your own comment?

Yep, I was stepping as far away from SOBO being aroused as I could without dropping my gun and running like a French soldier!

 

[sobo]

why do older women get to be Cougars, but we just get to be sketchy or dirty old men?

We've always been dirty old men, since the moment we got spat out of that... you know, the thing...

 

[Horatius]

We've always been dirty old men, since the moment we got spat out of that... you know, the thing...

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I was never properly weaned myself!

 

[oremike]

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