Gun related baby names for both girls and boys

[Gunbuggy]

- Gage, if it's a boy
- Guage, if it's a girl
or
- Gayge, if it's .... uuhhhh .... neither?

Hahhaha.

Nothing like a little trans joke to get the ball rolling.

 

[gclarkso]

Any ideas? Would appreciate responses/ideas.

Gunnar and Gunhilde

 

[thebigbaby]

How about for a girl you name her Grace. As in by the grace of God my father didn't name me based on some idiotic recommendation from someone on aN online forum.

Or for a boy you could name him Billy, as in could you BILLY'ieve my dad almost picked my name based on a forum post on a Thursday night

I love it. Truly hilarious.

 

[thebigbaby]

You should just name your kid after yourself bud. And live your life in a way that your child would be proud to carry your name as your junior.


Or f*ck it, name him after a piece of metal

#Polymerlivesmatter

 

[JackFrost]

Zastava! Although you might curse them at a young age for a propensity towards Adidas, cigarettes and vodka. Be a bubblegumin name though! Wish my parents would have thought of this... they stuck me with Mortimer .

 

[Member 53328]

Tech nine

 

[Gunbuggy]

I love it. Truly hilarious.

My best work is in the evening after a couple drinks. Ignore most of my posts that are time stamped before 8pm. Also donations are always appreciated..

 

[sobo]

My best work is in the evening after a couple drinks. Ignore most of my posts that are time stamped before 8pm. Also donations are always appreciated..

He's here all week, folks! Remember to tip your waitresses!

EDIT: spelin'...

 

[Nutty4Guns]

Kriss

Henry

 

[JackFrost]

- Gage, if it's a boy
- Guage, if it's a girl
or
- Gayge, if it's .... uuhhhh .... neither?

I hear in order to know for sure you have to ask a blue haired, shrieking, tons of fun 3rd grade English teacher with a gender studies degree to get a medical answer....

 

[Gunbuggy]

Here's here all week, folks! Remember to tip your waitresses!

Waitress?
Excuse me did you just assume my gender

 

[TTSX]

Of course, we all know the best gun name is @TTSX . I should know, it's mine

 

[JackFrost]

Hahhaha.

Nothing like a little trans joke to get the ball rolling.

 

[sobo]

Waitress?
Excuse me did you just assume my gender

Think about that joke a little longer. Maybe you'll get it...

Hint: It's not always about you...

 

[Gunbuggy]

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This is hilarious but also so sad and tru3

 

[Gunbuggy]

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Think about that joke a little longer. Maybe you'll get it...

Hint: It's not always about you...

I'm not smart enough to comprehend

 

[K-22]

Any ideas? Would appreciate responses/ideas.

For a female:
Boss
Nuff said.

 

[bradsteen]

I'd say if you're going to have a gun reference, be classy and do a nod to your favorite inventor, i.e. Sam, Eugene, Gaston, etc. Just remember, your kid has to live with it.

 

[MaxChorkie]

Magnum
Buck
Matte

 

[sobo]

You said:

My best work is in the evening after a couple drinks. Ignore most of my posts that are time stamped before 8pm. Also donations are always appreciated..

To which I responded:

Here's here all week, folks! Remember to tip your waitresses!

Then you made some vague comment about possibly being misgendered, which was the furthest thing from my intent.
So I explained that you had missed the joke, and offered a hint in the hopes that you might "get it"...

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Think about that joke a little longer. Maybe you'll get it...

Hint: It's not always about you...

But, sadly, you didn't...

I'm not smart enough to comprehend

Oh, yes you are! But I'll explain it like you've never been to a comedy club before...

1) You claim to be funny, with your best material being presented in the evening after a few drinks. You even asked for donations. You're a comedian!
2) Everyone who's ever been to a comedy club knows that every comedian needs an MC/announcer, so I adopted that role.
3) Every MC/announcer always informs the clientele how long the comedian will be appearing at the venue.
4) And at the end of the evening, the MC/announcer always reminds the clientele to be safe, don't drive drunk, and to tip their waitresses...

Ta-daaaaa!