Best firearm related quotes

[Dreams of Steel]

"Dear Lord, if I cannot die in my sleep then please let me die in a pile of hot brass surrounded by the corpses of my enemies."

 

[tac]

"If you can see them, they can kill you."

Sniper training - I don't find an attribution.

It's general knowledge.

Like so many other sayings from the likes of Messrs Land, et al....

tac

 

[P7M13]

"Most people are dead, they just don't know it yet." ~ Charles Peasley

 

[Ura-Ki]

Take yer medicine boy, savor the bitter taste, it's the last thing you will know of this world, Take it like a man and swallow it down hard, you been shot through, and yer eyes will close forever! Think of that purty little girl you left home! Savor it boy!!!

 

[Ura-Ki]

Some day, I'm going to whisper in your ear, the last words you will ever hear!

 

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[edslhead]

Honey, have you seen my gun anywhere?

 

[Arv56]

I like that gooder.

Seems to me, as a pesky furriner, that there are a lot of people over your side of the ocean who just don't seem to understand those few words.

tac

Notice that the word "except" is NOT included!

 

[Flopsweat]

Notice that the word "except" is NOT included!

I don't see a "needs clause" in there either...

 

[Diamondback]

I don't see a "needs clause" in there either...

They tried a "Bill of Needs"--it was called the Communist Manifesto, and the verdict of history has judged it as Does Not Work.

 

[boogerhook]

Feeling lucky ?

 

[drstrangelove]

Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good blaster at your side, kid.

 

[Bon Sauvage]

Praise the Lord and pass the ammunition. - Chaplain Lt. J.G. Howell M. Forgy

(From the deck of USS New Orleans during the Japanese raid on Pearl Harbor.)

 

[semperfi68to70]

This is my rifle. There are many like it, but this one is mine.
My rifle is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life.
Without me, my rifle is useless. Without my rifle, I am useless. I must fire my rifle true. I must shoot straighter than my enemy who is trying to kill me. I must shoot him before he shoots me. I will...
My rifle and I know that what counts in war is not the rounds we fire, the noise of our burst, nor the smoke we make. We know that it is the hits that count. We will hit...
My rifle is human, even as I, because it is my life. Thus, I will learn it as a brother. I will learn its weaknesses, its strength, its parts, its accessories, its sights and its barrel. I will keep my rifle clean and ready, even as I am clean and ready. We will become part of each other. We will...
Before God, I swear this creed. My rifle and I are the defenders of my country. We are the masters of our enemy. We are the saviors of my life.
So be it, until victory is America's and there is no enemy, but peace!

 

[pharmseller]

 

[Middlefork]

Montana Governor Brian Schweitzer when asked by a NY Times reporter how many guns he owns said "Probably more than I need but not nearly as many as I want"

Also...overhearing a conversation in a gun shop with several guys talking about wives and guns ...one guy said "my biggest fear is that one day I will die suddenly and my wife will sell all my guns for the price that I told her I paid for them....somebody is going to get a great deal! "

 

[pharmseller]

 

[pharmseller]

 

[Fjordforder]

"I don`t think anybody in the entire universe has ever felt a stronger, more platonic attraction to an inanimate object than I do to this shotgun, right here, and right now."