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Another Senseless Death

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by 3MTA3, Jul 14, 2014.

  1. 3MTA3

    3MTA3 DMZ between Liberty and Tyranny Behind Enemy Lines Bronze Supporter

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    This time it's due to pent up liberal gun control angst, political correctness, and very unimaginative writing.

    They haven't released the identity of the killer (outside of Jon Goldwater, Archie Comics publisher and co-CEO), but my money is that the NRA hired a Neo Nazi Tea Party Extremist with pent up homosexual urges to assassinate Senator Keller.

    Prior to the introduction of Senator Keller to the series the only time Archie touched on any gay themes was that one time when Betty and Veronica took too much extacy during a rave in college.

    Ginny Burdick expressed her outrage and sadness over the shooting earlier today to several news outlets demanding that "something be done!!!".

    RIP Archie, we knew you well when you were just entertainment. I now miss my youth in ways I never expected.


    Last edited: Jul 14, 2014
  2. etrain16

    etrain16 Oregon Bronze Supporter Bronze Supporter

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    When I look for my political commentary, and to just be better informed on social issues in general, I turn to Archie comics. The greatest minds in our country do the same. Why, hardly a day goes by that a great American thinker/politician/philosopher fails to share the tremendous insight they've gained from an Archie comic. And even though he's a Canadian, I'm sure the great philosopher and philanthropist, Justin Bieber, is also very much influenced by the deep and insightful words of Archie and his gang. Not since they killed Superman has there been a loss as great as this. :confused:
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  3. ak56

    ak56 Carnation, Wa Active Member

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    Predictions on how soon Obama and Bloomberg comment on this?
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  4. rick benjamin

    rick benjamin USA, Or, Damascus Secure the drama Silver Supporter 2016 Volunteer

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    "Who is John Gault"
  5. jbett98

    jbett98 NW Oregon Bronze Supporter Bronze Supporter

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    I heard on the radio that Archie was coming back as a zombie and the series lives on.
  6. Sgt Nambu

    Sgt Nambu Oregon Bronze Supporter Bronze Supporter

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    All right libs! How many times do I have to say this? If the little red headed buffoon had been trained and armed this tragedy would have had an entirely different outcome! I need to go and grieve now,SOB! I FEEL like I have lost my BFF! :(
  7. DieselScout

    DieselScout S Clackamas County Well-Known Member

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    An instrument has yet to be invented which can accurately measure how little I care about this.
  8. Mark W.

    Mark W. Silverton, OR Bronze Supporter Bronze Supporter

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    "Reality is for people who can't handle drugs"

    some of you guys should seriously think about that LOL
  9. mkwerx

    mkwerx Forest Grove, OR Silver Supporter Silver Supporter

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    The killer appears to be holding some sort of Beretta knock off - it's about the size of a 92M, but no slide decocker, has frame mounted controls more like a Taurus. And WTF is up with the top of the barrel - looks like a hole in the chamber longer than the cartridge. And the hammer is shaped all wrong - doesn't look like it could actually strike the firing pin. I'm voting that the person seen weilding the "gun" has a dummy prop, and the real killer was on the grassy knoll outside, using one of those EXACTO guided .50 cal prototypes.

    No doubt the killer was a card carrying Tea Party and KKK member. Bet he voted for George Bush twice.