ALERT! Nude Bike Ride is tomorrow (6/8)

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  1. accessbob

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    Just putting a warning out there for those who might not appreciate the clotheslessness of that bike ride (I don't) and want to keep their kids from viewing.

     
  2. 1stIDFMP

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    Excerpt from above - The Portland Police Bureau recommends that at a bare minimum, ............ Wonder if that was a Freudian Slip whenit was written?
     
  3. coyoteman5

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    Nude bike riding man that will make it hard for concealed carry
     
  4. OLDNEWBIE

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    Insert beer belly joke here.:bluelaugh:
     
  5. bellarum

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    Pretty sure not a bunch of super models signed up.
     
  6. xlsbob

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    Kind of like going to the country fair near Eugene, it's not usually the people that you really want to see with their clothes off.
     
  7. hawksfan503

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    :funnypoint: +1
     
  8. Modeler

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    The kinds of people who like to be nude aren't the kind of people who you would want to see nude.
     
  9. Garg

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    99 percent is a horrible sight. But that 1 percent.........
     
  10. Modeler

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    I'm working tomorrow night (Paramedic in Multnomah County). Not looking forward to it.
     
  11. Stomper

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    The usual suspects that do public nudity are often those who shouldn't... does anyone still wish they were a bicycle seat? ;)
     
  12. Simonpie

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    As a long time motorcycle racer, I’ve seen and experienced enough horrible crashes that I just sort of shrug it off when I see it. But still, to see someone in shorts fall off a skateboard gives me the willies thinking about road rash. I’m pretty sure a naked bike ride would “oog me out” based on this. Also, braided pit hair is kind of a turn off.
     
  13. salmonriverjohn

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    Some of them old nasties could steer their bikes with their saggies.:werd:
     
  14. Asp

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    Real 1%ers still bubbleguming wear clothes. These wussies don't know manure from bubblegum.
    If they were hardcore they'd do this in the worst and unruly weather known to man. Out here it's known as mid Jan-Feb.
     
  15. Blaylocke

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    We haven't had enough sunlight in the northwest for this to be anything but a disaster.
     
  16. Father of four

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    The moral decline of this once great country is sickening. The government officials and the LEOs just sit back and let it happen. Shame on them!!!!!
     
  17. 3MTA3

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    The main problem with naked bike rides is that if there is a pile up there will be twice as many skid marks in the street... :wow:
     
  18. Mikej

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    There are waaaay too many distasteful images in my mind from this thread......

    UGGH!
     
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  19. Sling Blade

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    Hey, it's a free country and everyone's morals are not that of your own.
     
  20. 3MTA3

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    Here are a couple more for you (you're welcome :laugh:):

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